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The Horrormirth Thread

Started by Cramulus, March 31, 2008, 11:15:19 PM

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Cramulus

#15
April 02, 2008, 03:07:51 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#16
April 02, 2008, 03:23:19 PM
Religion!

The fact that, at a stage in our evolution where we can put men on the moon and transmit porn over the intenets, a world leader can invoke an imaginary invisible giant or an equally imaginary faith healing zombie to back up some hare brained excuse for violent military expansion - that's so fucking scary it makes me laugh every time.

That shit was appalling enough back in the primitive, pre technological society that it sprang from but, in this day and age, it's beyond appalling. So fucking far beyond appalling it has to be horrormirth.

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LMNO

#17
April 02, 2008, 04:36:19 PM
The collected works of Kurt Vonnegut.


EOT.

LMNO

#19
April 09, 2008, 04:52:19 PM



The Good Reverend Roger

#21
April 09, 2008, 05:16:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 09, 2008, 04:52:19 PM


I really, really like this one.  It sums up the entire last decade.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#22
April 12, 2008, 03:18:27 AM
i don't get it.

explain pplx
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AFK

#23
April 12, 2008, 06:02:10 PM
YAFR?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#24
April 13, 2008, 02:20:37 AM
I have just 2 words:  George Bush.

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#25
April 13, 2008, 04:37:22 AM
George Bush is not horrormirth.

George Bush is just good old fashioned - laughing at retards

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Iason Ouabache

#26
April 13, 2008, 04:42:07 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 13, 2008, 04:37:22 AM
George Bush is not horrormirth.

George Bush is just good old fashioned - laughing at retards
A retard that has his finger on The Button.
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#27
April 13, 2008, 04:46:10 AM
Dubya having any control over nukes or military is about as likely as Dubya tying his shoelaces on his own  :lulz:

That rational, sane people actually believe he does?

Now we're straying into the realms of horrormirth.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cainad (dec.)

#28
April 13, 2008, 04:51:15 AM
George Dubya Bush himself might not be horrormirth.

The actual elections of 2000 and 2004; now those were mirthfully horrific. And the way I see it, the Dems just might snatch defeat from the jaws of victory for a third time in a row!

Triple Zero

#29
April 13, 2008, 11:41:19 AM
.. or maybe we could for once not jack a thread into a useless discussion about the US elections.
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