OK YOU DOGS, THE DOKTOR HAS LANDED.

[PANGO!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsCpkazjzcY

CLICK FOR MAXIMUM LULZ, YOU LIMITED-TIME SPLOOGEBAGS.

THIS IS ONLY A MINIMAL TASTE OF THE KIND OF SCIENCE WHICH IS DOOMING YOU AS WE SPEAK.

[Don Coyote]

All those poor pixelated people things.

[AFK]

Jeebus, another doktor?  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jeebus, another doktor?  

IT'S LIKE A DISEASE!

[Jasper]

It probably spreads through their medical examinations.

[PANGO!]

Jeebus, another doktor?  

YES, SWINE. IN THE SAME WAY THAT EINSTEIN WAS ANOTHER PHYSICIST, OR HITLER WAS ANOTHER FASCIST, OR REV WHATS-HIS-NAME WAS ANOTHER DOUCHE LATTE. I REDEFINE DOKTORISM. THE NEXT EVOLUTIONARY STEP IN A SCIENTIFIC TRADITION DESIGNED FOR HORROR AND LULZ AT ANY COST.

BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU, THOSE OF US WHO CLAIM THE BANNER OF DOKTORHOOD DO NOT TAKE IT LIGHTLY. THIS IS NO FAD. DOKTOR PANGO KNOWS, AND SOON, SO WILL YOU ALL.

UNTIL THEN, CONTINUE YAWNING. IT MAKES YOU EASIER TO AIM AT FROM THE DIRIGIBLE.

[AFK]

It's Big Insurance I tell you!  They didn't like Health Care Reform so they're gonna create a Doktor Glut!

[AFK]

Jeebus, another doktor?  

YES, SWINE. IN THE SAME WAY THAT EINSTEIN WAS ANOTHER PHYSICIST, OR HITLER WAS ANOTHER FASCIST, OR REV WHATS-HIS-NAME WAS ANOTHER DOUCHE LATTE. I REDEFINE DOKTORISM. THE NEXT EVOLUTIONARY STEP IN A SCIENTIFIC TRADITION DESIGNED FOR HORROR AND LULZ AT ANY COST.

BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU, THOSE OF US WHO CLAIM THE BANNER OF DOKTORHOOD DO NOT TAKE IT LIGHTLY. THIS IS NO FAD. DOKTOR PANGO KNOWS, AND SOON, SO WILL YOU ALL.

UNTIL THEN, CONTINUE YAWNING. IT MAKES YOU EASIER TO AIM AT FROM THE DIRIGIBLE.

Oh, okay.  You're an alt.  I'd try to guess who you are but there's been so many damn name-changes I wouldn't have a clue anyway. 

[Remington]

Jeebus, another doktor?  

YES, SWINE. IN THE SAME WAY THAT EINSTEIN WAS ANOTHER PHYSICIST, OR HITLER WAS ANOTHER FASCIST, OR REV WHATS-HIS-NAME WAS ANOTHER DOUCHE LATTE. I REDEFINE DOKTORISM. THE NEXT EVOLUTIONARY STEP IN A SCIENTIFIC TRADITION DESIGNED FOR HORROR AND LULZ AT ANY COST.

BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU, THOSE OF US WHO CLAIM THE BANNER OF DOKTORHOOD DO NOT TAKE IT LIGHTLY. THIS IS NO FAD. DOKTOR PANGO KNOWS, AND SOON, SO WILL YOU ALL.

UNTIL THEN, CONTINUE YAWNING. IT MAKES YOU EASIER TO AIM AT FROM THE DIRIGIBLE.

Oh, okay.  You're an alt.  I'd try to guess who you are but there's been so many damn name-changes I wouldn't have a clue anyway. 

I do recall something about the Salazorian Generalissimo promising to send one of his underlings...

[Lies]

 

[PANGO!]

YOU CRETINS MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL. YOU'RE SO COOL AND OVER IT. YOU'RE HIP TO THIS SCENE, MAN.

THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN LACK OF PROPER MEDICATION.

GOOD THING I'M A DOKTOR.

[Cramulus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsCpkazjzcY

CLICK FOR MAXIMUM LULZ, YOU LIMITED-TIME SPLOOGEBAGS.

THIS IS ONLY A MINIMAL TASTE OF THE KIND OF SCIENCE WHICH IS DOOMING YOU AS WE SPEAK.

I love the juxtaposition of ultimate destruction and happy trololololol music.

[Freeky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsCpkazjzcY

CLICK FOR MAXIMUM LULZ, YOU LIMITED-TIME SPLOOGEBAGS.

THIS IS ONLY A MINIMAL TASTE OF THE KIND OF SCIENCE WHICH IS DOOMING YOU AS WE SPEAK.

I love the juxtaposition of ultimate destruction and happy trololololol music.

Very much THIS.