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A FAPCAB NAMED DESIRE

Started by Cramulus, April 07, 2008, 09:02:26 PM

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Cramulus

There was this really poorly executed scene which sort of touched on Rev. Whats-His-Name's nemesis, Cthulhu's squidling.



As everybody knows, Maine Discordians and Flordia Discordians have a sort of weird latitudinal rivalry. I think the playwright was trying to play on this by writing a bizarre scene between RHWN and CS.







Rev What's His Name was lured into comforting a bereaved Cthulhu's Squidling. She had just lost her entire pog collection and was in hysterics, and the noble RWHN came to the rescue. In of itself, this would have been a touching moment if not for the totally arbitrary and unjustified dinosaur chase scene.




Richter


A shameful rip-off of "The Producers" and MC Hammer, the "Guten Tag Break Beat" was just one more seriously senseless slander session of the Fabcab performance.  Played out without respect to either holocaust survivors (the local society had received free tickets) or coma victims, the number was bold and innovative only for the gall it took to perpetrate such profuse piss in the face of the sun.  Anyone having information on the whereabouts of the Terri Schiavo look alike are asked to contact the local Police Department.  Reward offered.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
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LMNO's portrayal of Rita the Hooker with a Heart of Gold could be described as transfixing, if we agree that by "tranfixing" we mean "painfully impaled by a sharp object through the innards". Never in my nearly three decades of theater-going have I been exposed to such an uncomfortable character; from the visible bulge in Rita's hot pants, to the complete lack of observance for the tenderness the script calls for in her character, to the utter disrespect of storyline, plot, dialogue, and continuity, to the outright bizarre decision of LMNO to cast himself in the role and make Rita out to be more of a blundering, peculiarly masculine urban cowboy than the vulnerable exploited waif she is supposed to be, the entire experience would have been better enjoyed if I HAD actually been impaled and gutted beforehand.

Cramulus

I was hoping, REALLY hoping that the ending would somehow make ANY of this wretched play make sense.


No dice. There was only SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, PTERODACTYLS!











at least everybody got what they deserved.






















LE FIN

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