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Re: Laughter is Salvation
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2008, 12:14:00 am »
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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2008, 03:46:33 am »
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Re: Laughter is Salvation
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2008, 03:47:15 am »
Second, each of us has a different sense of humor. Trying to tell people that they should alter their sense of humor is like trying to tell people what they should enjoy during sex. It's gauche. JUST DON'T GO THERE.

compromise?



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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2008, 09:26:07 pm »


You all prove my point.

Ofuk.   :lulz:

I'm waiting to see what I specifically did.

I sure do hate proving points.
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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2008, 10:14:28 pm »
a bunch of stuff


lulz. you funny, in the laughing at you sort of way.
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Re: Laughter is Salvation
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2008, 11:58:26 pm »
So, what happened this time?

I'm afraid my old bones can't keep up with all the harlot-stonings this day and age.  :sad:
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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2008, 12:08:29 am »
So, what happened this time?

I'm afraid my old bones can't keep up with all the harlot-stonings this day and age.  :sad:

You all prove my point. I get attacked, I get jumped, and why? All of you seem to have such a very odd paradigm, you believe you and your small clique are the end all and be all of Discordianism. You sit at your computers and insulate yourselves with each other.

Because 4 people made fun of this kid or disagreed with him or something (I think, I'm not seeing where it happened), everyone on this site is elitist assholes that prove how enlightened he is and we make him laugh and something with hyena I think he want a Lion King RPG sub-forum because he has a right to his opinion and so do we but we're mean and shouldn't have mean opinions because that makes him laugh but I don't think he likes laughing because if we all make him laugh that should be a good thing but maybe his laughter is pain because clowns killed his mom in the ass which makes him lash out when he laughs at how stupid we all are for not liking his fun ideas and paradigms and stuff.
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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2008, 12:42:50 am »
So, what happened this time?

I'm afraid my old bones can't keep up with all the harlot-stonings this day and age.  :sad:

You all prove my point. I get attacked, I get jumped, and why? All of you seem to have such a very odd paradigm, you believe you and your small clique are the end all and be all of Discordianism. You sit at your computers and insulate yourselves with each other.

Because 4 people made fun of this kid or disagreed with him or something (I think, I'm not seeing where it happened), everyone on this site is elitist assholes that prove how enlightened he is and we make him laugh and something with hyena I think he want a Lion King RPG sub-forum because he has a right to his opinion and so do we but we're mean and shouldn't have mean opinions because that makes him laugh but I don't think he likes laughing because if we all make him laugh that should be a good thing but maybe his laughter is pain because clowns killed his mom in the ass which makes him lash out when he laughs at how stupid we all are for not liking his fun ideas and paradigms and stuff.
:mittens:  :lulz: Also we are insulating ourselves with each other, which sounds a little orgiastic to me.
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Re: Laughter is Salvation
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2008, 12:47:39 am »
He's just upset that he's not in on the Turkish Clusterfuck.
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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2008, 01:43:48 am »
Also we are insulating ourselves with each other, which sounds a little orgiastic to me.

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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2008, 02:08:41 am »
Also we are insulating ourselves with each other, which sounds a little orgiastic to me.

Did I just get laid?

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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2008, 04:32:35 pm »


You all prove my point.

Ofuk.   :lulz:

I'm waiting to see what I specifically did.

I sure do hate proving points.

I was talking about the "you all prove my point" thing, which is sort of like the "you all did exactly what I expected" thing.
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Re: Laughter is Salvation
« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2008, 06:17:41 pm »
Oh, I get it.

I'm waiting to hear how I specifically pulled it off.

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Re: Epistle to the Rabbi's
« Reply #58 on: April 14, 2008, 04:28:06 pm »
Because 4 people made fun of this kid or disagreed with him or something (I think, I'm not seeing where it happened), everyone on this site is elitist assholes that prove how enlightened he is and we make him laugh and something with hyena I think he want a Lion King RPG sub-forum because he has a right to his opinion and so do we but we're mean and shouldn't have mean opinions because that makes him laugh but I don't think he likes laughing because if we all make him laugh that should be a good thing but maybe his laughter is pain because clowns killed his mom in the ass which makes him lash out when he laughs at how stupid we all are for not liking his fun ideas and paradigms and stuff.

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