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Re: Monotheism and Minds: Why Monotheism Is Untenable
« Reply #120 on: December 25, 2014, 07:45:57 am »
I am uncertain as to when I'll get back to Portland.  Everything's gone all weird, here.

Oh dear.  :sad:

They keep scheduling shit and then cancelling it.  I'd just like to know where I'm gonna be on any given week.

That's incredibly lame. How the fuck are you supposed to have a life around that?

Having a life is like stealing from the company!

Oh fuck no, don't even make my head start to wobble.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Monotheism and Minds: Why Monotheism Is Untenable
« Reply #121 on: December 26, 2014, 01:53:53 am »
I am uncertain as to when I'll get back to Portland.  Everything's gone all weird, here.

Oh dear.  :sad:

They keep scheduling shit and then cancelling it.  I'd just like to know where I'm gonna be on any given week.

That's incredibly lame. How the fuck are you supposed to have a life around that?

Having a life is like stealing from the company!

Oh fuck no, don't even make my head start to wobble.

Funny thing is, most of us in the Science Gestapo are invested in the work we do.  Not as a job, but as an interest.  I bitch about fucked schedules, but they're really just another obstacle.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Monotheism and Minds: Why Monotheism Is Untenable
« Reply #122 on: December 26, 2014, 09:17:04 pm »
I am uncertain as to when I'll get back to Portland.  Everything's gone all weird, here.

Oh dear.  :sad:

They keep scheduling shit and then cancelling it.  I'd just like to know where I'm gonna be on any given week.

That's incredibly lame. How the fuck are you supposed to have a life around that?

Having a life is like stealing from the company!

Oh fuck no, don't even make my head start to wobble.

Funny thing is, most of us in the Science Gestapo are invested in the work we do.  Not as a job, but as an interest.  I bitch about fucked schedules, but they're really just another obstacle.

It's because we're Bad People, Roger.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Monotheism and Minds: Why Monotheism Is Untenable
« Reply #123 on: December 26, 2014, 10:08:52 pm »
I am uncertain as to when I'll get back to Portland.  Everything's gone all weird, here.

Oh dear.  :sad:

They keep scheduling shit and then cancelling it.  I'd just like to know where I'm gonna be on any given week.

That's incredibly lame. How the fuck are you supposed to have a life around that?

Having a life is like stealing from the company!

Oh fuck no, don't even make my head start to wobble.

Funny thing is, most of us in the Science Gestapo are invested in the work we do.  Not as a job, but as an interest.  I bitch about fucked schedules, but they're really just another obstacle.

It's because we're Bad People, Roger.

Good people have hobbies.  I mean hobbies that don't involve crappy bourbon, drugs, and poor social conduct.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Monotheism and Minds: Why Monotheism Is Untenable
« Reply #124 on: December 26, 2014, 10:13:45 pm »
I am uncertain as to when I'll get back to Portland.  Everything's gone all weird, here.

Oh dear.  :sad:

They keep scheduling shit and then cancelling it.  I'd just like to know where I'm gonna be on any given week.

That's incredibly lame. How the fuck are you supposed to have a life around that?

Having a life is like stealing from the company!

Oh fuck no, don't even make my head start to wobble.

Funny thing is, most of us in the Science Gestapo are invested in the work we do.  Not as a job, but as an interest.  I bitch about fucked schedules, but they're really just another obstacle.

It's because we're Bad People, Roger.

Good people have hobbies.  I mean hobbies that don't involve crappy bourbon, drugs, and poor social conduct.

I don't understand them.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Monotheism and Minds: Why Monotheism Is Untenable
« Reply #125 on: December 26, 2014, 10:28:05 pm »


I don't understand them.

It's simple, really, I've studied it.  If you go through your entire life being nice to people you don't like and not getting carried away by anything cool or killing a motherfucker when necessity strikes, you get to go to a place after you die where you can act like that some more.  For ever.  And there's harp music, I am told...And you aren't allowed to lose your shit over it.  You wouldn't WANT to.  You'd LIKE harp music.  And you could hang out with Pat Robertson forever.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Monotheism and Minds: Why Monotheism Is Untenable
« Reply #126 on: December 26, 2014, 11:14:48 pm »


I don't understand them.

It's simple, really, I've studied it.  If you go through your entire life being nice to people you don't like and not getting carried away by anything cool or killing a motherfucker when necessity strikes, you get to go to a place after you die where you can act like that some more.  For ever.  And there's harp music, I am told...And you aren't allowed to lose your shit over it.  You wouldn't WANT to.  You'd LIKE harp music.  And you could hang out with Pat Robertson forever.

But they don't seem to ever actually be nice to people they don't like, they're just really passive-aggressively "helpful" and shit.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”