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Started by Golden Applesauce, April 09, 2008, 11:14:59 PM

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Faust

I am here if anyone needs me.
current projects: If I haven't forgotten anything,  none at the moment.

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Golden Applesauce

Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on April 10, 2008, 01:57:10 AM
GA, you sure it's a good idea to be playing pirated games over the net?

I don't mind paying for a game, I just don't want to buy eight copies of it so my friends can play it with me.  (We play stuff over a LAN.)
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Requia ☣

Current projects:  There is, at any given point in my life, at least one computer in a half working state that needs to be fixed.  (Incidentally does anyone have a good method for dealing with stripped screws?).

Skills: Computers?  Can't program much though.  That's about it in terms of useful skills.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Golden Applesauce

For stripped screws, take the bit out of the drill.  Take the part of the drill head that normally clamps onto the bit and clamp it directly onto the screw head.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

The Littlest Ubermensch

Current Projects - A poster here and there, but that's about it.

Areas of Expertise - I can make music and speak a tiny bit of German, but that's about it.
[witticism/philosophical insight/nifty quote to prove my intelligence to the forum]

LISTEN TO MY SHOW THURSDAY 5-7 EST

THEN GO TO MY MYSPACE

AFK

CP:  Making the occassional POEEcast, one of the SYSOPs for the BIP wiki, handler for the Seal of Approval

Skills:  I can write, I make puns, I make musics,
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Requia ☣

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 10, 2008, 02:33:22 AM
For stripped screws, take the bit out of the drill.  Take the part of the drill head that normally clamps onto the bit and clamp it directly onto the screw head.

Good idea, though in this case the screw is recessed.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Areas of Expertise: I can write hell of convincing-sounding copy very quickly, I can spin doctor, I'm a solid editor, and I'm good at networking and promotion. I HATE it, but I'm good at it.

Current projects: I have no idea. Oh wait, there are some T-shirts, but that's less a project than an indulgence.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


barumunk

im al for being conscripted :)

current : doing images for lollercaust



can do: menial tasks, graphic design, disinformation-dissemination etc etc
cant do: write, pontificate etc etc


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Dido

Current project: Switching to a 48h-day.

My native languages are German and Greek. And right now I'd rather translate from French and not into but it is getting better.

I've spend a lot of time with descriptive linguistics (don't ask about my MA thesis. Just don't.) and other useless disciplines (semiotics, gender studies, philosophy etc).

If you speak Math I'll be happy to explain Physics (as far as a second year student can).

I make really good Turkish coffee. IRL I am an extremely annoying person but typing has a strangely calming effect.





P3nT4gR4m

Current projects - Operation Get Rich Quick, the downfall of the SSOOKN, Beating Gran Turismo 5

Areas of expertise - getting drunk and talking shite


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

Projects: LMNO-PI, Axis of Evol, Horrormirth pics, The Deciders (Music project using BIP themes), MC Untzalot.

Skills: Music, physics, intellectual masturbation (SSOOKN), Discordian theology, cooking, fagbasket.

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Quote from: Dido on April 10, 2008, 11:31:47 AM
I've spend a lot of time with descriptive linguistics (don't ask about my MA thesis. Just don't.) and other useless disciplines (semiotics, gender studies, philosophy etc).

Linguistics and Semiotics are HOTTTT

Dysfunctional Cunt

OK......

My current project is a result of this site....

I'm something with/for/associated loosely with the local Anonymous supporters/CoS haters for the CoS whatever you want to call it this weekend.  Not sure how it fell on me since I can't go this weekend other than to give someone the permits!  I have actually procured permits this time so no one will be run off and we do not have to give our names to the police.  Scary shit last time.

I can..... raise wonderful little mindfucking children, be a total bitch, work my ass off to clothe and feed aforementioned little mindfuckers, plot revenge and carnage, barter for a live chicken, kill it, pluck it, cut it up and cook it, scuba dive, and a bit of graphic work when called upon....

WHY?


Dido

Quote from: TheStripèdOne on April 10, 2008, 07:18:34 PM
Quote from: Dido on April 10, 2008, 11:31:47 AM
I've spend a lot of time with descriptive linguistics (don't ask about my MA thesis. Just don't.) and other useless disciplines (semiotics, gender studies, philosophy etc).

Linguistics and Semiotics are HOTTTT

Very. But I had to leave after I burned by tongue.