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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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Started by Iason Ouabache, April 12, 2008, 09:02:28 AM

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Roo

#60
April 19, 2008, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2008, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2008, 07:09:15 PM
Really?

In my experience, that's practically the definition.  Especially in my home town, where I know damn well they had to attend sex ed classes on contraception (because I did as well) and there are two doctor's clinics which sell them (not to mention every single pub having a machine in both the men's and women's toilets for condoms).....and yet, still, about half the people of my age now have kids, because they were horny retards.  I suspect there were more than a few abortions as well.

Well, I guess if you define most people as "horny but retarded", that works.

But with regards to "I'll just put the tip in", that would take another level of retardation.

Not necessarily "most people", but definitely "most teen girls".

Or just plain old innocence. I think the purpose of "I'll just put the tip in" is in respond to the fear that having sex will really hurt.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
April 19, 2008, 11:10:29 PM
Quote from: Roo on April 19, 2008, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2008, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2008, 07:09:15 PM
Really?

In my experience, that's practically the definition.  Especially in my home town, where I know damn well they had to attend sex ed classes on contraception (because I did as well) and there are two doctor's clinics which sell them (not to mention every single pub having a machine in both the men's and women's toilets for condoms).....and yet, still, about half the people of my age now have kids, because they were horny retards.  I suspect there were more than a few abortions as well.

Well, I guess if you define most people as "horny but retarded", that works.

But with regards to "I'll just put the tip in", that would take another level of retardation.

Not necessarily "most people", but definitely "most teen girls".

Or just plain old innocence. I think the purpose of "I'll just put the tip in" is in respond to the fear that having sex will really hurt.

Has anyone ever said it to you? I've never heard it before.
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ShoobyDB

#62
April 21, 2008, 09:11:44 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I talk about the topic for a bit...

There is no difference between reality and your opinions; which could be percieved respectively as truth and lies. You believe your opinions whether they are true or false. What other people present as true, you make think that they are "full of shit" or otherwise false. Your world will not change due to my reality. Remember, everything you hold as true is because somebody else simply told you it was. Maybe they were wrong.
I posted that so hard.

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#63
April 21, 2008, 10:00:30 AM
Quote from: ShoobyDB on April 21, 2008, 09:11:44 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I talk about the topic for a bit...

There is no difference between reality and your opinions; which could be percieved respectively as truth and lies. You believe your opinions whether they are true or false. What other people present as true, you make think that they are "full of shit" or otherwise false. Your world will not change due to my reality. Remember, everything you hold as true is because somebody else simply told you it was. Maybe they were wrong.

1 - Who the fuck are you?

2 - Murk Loar

3 - Barstool

kthnx

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#64
April 21, 2008, 12:24:45 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 21, 2008, 10:00:30 AM
Quote from: ShoobyDB on April 21, 2008, 09:11:44 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I talk about the topic for a bit...

There is no difference between reality and your opinions; which could be percieved respectively as truth and lies. You believe your opinions whether they are true or false. What other people present as true, you make think that they are "full of shit" or otherwise false. Your world will not change due to my reality. Remember, everything you hold as true is because somebody else simply told you it was. Maybe they were wrong.

1 - Who the fuck are you?

2 - Murk Loar

3 - Barstool

kthnx

Irrelevent.
I posted that so hard.

Triple Zero

#65
April 21, 2008, 03:52:32 PM
no, check out the barstool experiment parable in Principia Discussion, seriously.
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Lies

#66
April 21, 2008, 05:04:19 PM
SRSLY. DO EEET.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

tyrannosaurus vex

#67
April 21, 2008, 06:56:49 PM
<oldmeme>In Soviet Russia, the Barstool checks YOU out.</oldmeme>
<oldmeme>Gentlemen, if my opinion defines reality, then WAYSA?</oldmeme>
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Adios

#68
April 21, 2008, 07:28:09 PM
Quote from: ShoobyDB on April 21, 2008, 09:11:44 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I talk about the topic for a bit...

There is no difference between reality and your opinions; which could be percieved respectively as truth and lies. You believe your opinions whether they are true or false. What other people present as true, you make think that they are "full of shit" or otherwise false. Your world will not change due to my reality. Remember, everything you hold as true is because somebody else simply told you it was. Maybe they were wrong.

WTF?

Lies

#69
April 21, 2008, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: Hawk on April 21, 2008, 07:28:09 PM
Quote from: ShoobyDB on April 21, 2008, 09:11:44 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I talk about the topic for a bit...

There is no difference between reality and your opinions; which could be percieved respectively as truth and lies. You believe your opinions whether they are true or false. What other people present as true, you make think that they are "full of shit" or otherwise false. Your world will not change due to my reality. Remember, everything you hold as true is because somebody else simply told you it was. Maybe they were wrong.

WTF?
Shooby is teaching us how to be "really real" discordians.
People, PAY ATTENTION. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.

IM GOING TO GO JERK OFF NOW. :fap:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#70
April 21, 2008, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: ShoobyDB on April 21, 2008, 09:11:44 AM
I hope you guys don't mind if I talk about the topic for a bit...

There is no difference between reality and your opinions; which could be percieved respectively as truth and lies. You believe your opinions whether they are true or false. What other people present as true, you make think that they are "full of shit" or otherwise false. Your world will not change due to my reality. Remember, everything you hold as true is because somebody else simply told you it was. Maybe they were wrong.

fyi, you're preaching to the choir.  You will also find that the choir gets a little tired of hearing the same hymns over and over again.  It's not that anyone disagrees with you, per se, just that, well, we've kind of heard it before.  But, welcome all the same. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#71
April 21, 2008, 08:41:36 PM
Also:  Do you know Chuck Full-O-Pope?  He's currently in your area of Maine, I think. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hunter s.durden

#72
April 21, 2008, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 21, 2008, 08:40:31 PM
fyi, you're preaching to the choir.   

Preaching to the choir is when you already agree.

Quote from: ShoobyDB on April 21, 2008, 09:11:44 AM
There is no difference between reality and your opinions

I think I know what he (?) is actually trying to get at, but I'm not on board here.

See: Barstool.
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#73
April 21, 2008, 08:54:05 PM
I'm not sure that the bar stool necessarily applies here.

QuoteRemember, everything you hold as true is because somebody else simply told you it was. Maybe they were wrong.

This statement has some truth in it... we hold that the bar stool hurts because of the electromagnetic force between the atoms that make our head and the atoms that make the bar stool. In fact, there may be some completely different TRUE (as in actual) reason why hitting the bar stool hurts.

Of course, in the end, the bar stool still hurts, but I'm not sure he was aiming at sophistry here.
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AFK

#74
April 21, 2008, 08:55:27 PM
Cut him a break, he went through the same hell-winter I went through.  He probably has water on the brain. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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