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Don't get me wrong, I greatly appreciate the fact that you're at least putting effort into sincerely arguing your points. It's an argument I've enjoyed having. It's just that your points are wrong and your reasons for thinking they're right are stupid.

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Reason magazine lieks Discordianism

Started by Cain, April 17, 2008, 07:28:16 PM

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain


hooplala

Oh, I don't know . . . ALL the libertarians can't be nutcases, can they?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain

In theory, you'd expect not.  In theory...

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hunter s.durden

I'm a Libertarian twice a week, and batty as fuck.
Mike Gravel just joined, and he's batty as fuck.
Not looking good...

P&T have some shit on the ball.
This space for rent.

Requia ☣

Quote from: Hoopla on April 17, 2008, 07:38:02 PM
Oh, I don't know . . . ALL the libertarians can't be nutcases, can they?

The crazies tend to chase the sane libertarians out.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Requiem on April 17, 2008, 11:34:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 17, 2008, 07:38:02 PM
Oh, I don't know . . . ALL the libertarians can't be nutcases, can they?

The crazies tend to chase the sane libertarians out.

They never liked him, anyway.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

Good find, Cain.  I had never heard the term "Free Religions" until now.  Also:

QuoteThe Discordian filmmaker Antero Alli, for example, has invented a spiritual practice centered around Fred Mertz, Ethel's husband on I Love Lucy. Mertz, he argues, was a Bodhisattva, master of "such sophisticated techniques as Senseless Bickering, Scathing Indifference, Bad Timing, Advanced Balding and the Five Secrets of Stinginess

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