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how to cook an egg

Started by Akara, April 23, 2008, 03:16:25 AM

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Akara

April 23, 2008, 03:16:25 AM
Eggs are certainly tasty fare. And when cooked right, they make wonderful music, as noted in the comments.

QuoteThat was a big sound for an egg
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Thurnez Isa

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April 23, 2008, 03:18:38 AM
slightly off topic
im suprised ebaumsworld hasnt been trolled off the interweb by now
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Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
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Akara

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April 23, 2008, 04:02:04 AM
i figured it fit in a backwards sort of way.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Cainad (dec.)

#3
April 23, 2008, 04:03:38 AM
That happened to my dad once, when I was 4.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
April 23, 2008, 04:06:08 AM
 :argh!:

i've been blowing up eggs in microwaves since i was a kid.


but if you put one in the bottom of a cup of water for 1:30 and not a single second longer it comes out perfectly poached.

Triple Zero

#5
April 23, 2008, 12:21:07 PM
CS, how many watts?
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
April 23, 2008, 04:35:38 PM
watt?


um.


i have no idea.
our wall sockets are 110 here and i just set it on high.

<--knows nothing of watts

Triple Zero

#7
April 23, 2008, 04:49:06 PM
well, that's kind of important. some microwaves are 700W on high, others are 800 or 900 :)

maybe even 1100W
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
April 24, 2008, 04:29:22 AM
lolwatt

sorry, no clue.
low wattage im sure. it's a pretty cheap crappy one since i rarely use it






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