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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Jasper, June 04, 2008, 12:47:12 AM

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We have witnessed the future, and we will all weep together in the The Chestnut Tree Cafe.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 12, 2008, 03:37:13 AM
It's as if someone was thinking, "Bulldogs and fire hoses are okay, but then King just took pictures of us using them on little kids and made us look like monsters.  What if we had an invisible way to hurt protesters?"

Just EXACTLY like someone was thinking that, in fact.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."