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TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« on: October 12, 2017, 07:33:05 am »
Peopl e got a lot of shire tA talk about TGRR and some of it may well be deserved, but hes dead now and there ain no changin tha.. again. Say what you will of him he was a Hioly Man and really that was his problen. It's no good just seeing the future, noń, you got to have the pinacje to make the wee little shites out there LISTEN to you. Why you think Ezekiel fed those kids to bears huh? So folk would take THE WORD OF THE LOTRD serious for a change!!! TGRR was a lot of things but ruthless eno for being the conduit of divine manisfestation he was a bit soft for.  God's will is hsrd to fathom sometime.  But he (TGRR) was never sgo totally cimitted to his position as Holy Man as when he  waas tryin  to warn folks abput the coming Hard Times. But fwr some reason he just couldn't feed a few loudmouth urchins to the beasts in the wild to make his point. He was a genteel pdrophet to be suree. Ley me start a new paragraph here.

So now we got Howl back and Roger is cold as the worms easting his shite even now. An ad I never seen  them in the same room!! But that's just a wild conspiracy teorys shite! What's important is that this Howl is a DOER and thhe fucking Holy Man is... was a seeer without the same TEETH as the old prophets. But let  me tell you he a was FUCKING ACCURATE, whatever elese he was. But this Howl killed him and I'm sure Roger IS bettr off now. Whereever he is than to go on seeing but being too gentle to call in the bees or the bears or whatever these days call for. Another new paragraph I think.


Sao the fundamental point here is that I'm raging drunk on cheap booze n cut and beer because I feel like Roger deserved a real mourner after all he's gon we thru on this garbage heap of a plane on existence. So I figure the least I can do is put forward an opinoin or two and be a shite to listen to while you all go on about yer lives as if the lasy of the True Propheta hadna died in your lifetimes . 

There's an Armagheddon going on and ypu lot da not see it. Not the lot here, but the humans. No idwa that the very Great Deception is at hand an the END is on its way. These are the final days. And wea are privileged to see that before the final curtain call!! You can thabk that rotten dead piece of sod TGRR for the good news, but nobody listens to a prophet in his own time! So feel it nows!! It'scoming down the pipe no matter what youy think anyway!.. so..

Fu ckin shit on this world it's time to have a Good Time an out dance Kali if ye can. Good luck and good fucking night!!!
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Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2017, 01:57:51 pm »
Thanks, Joseph, I didn’t know the horse’s name was Howl.

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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2017, 04:06:06 pm »
God damn it! I barely remember writing this. That shit is on me. I'm going to take a break from PD because I feel twisted inside and I don't need to be obsessing right now.

Feeling like a dumbass,

TWJ
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2017, 04:34:55 pm »
It's not the first time someone here posted drunk, and it will certainly not be the last.

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Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2017, 04:47:47 pm »
WoW TGGR's dead?

I've been gone for far too long...

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Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2017, 04:51:20 pm »
Greetings time traveller from a long ago past

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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2017, 04:57:10 pm »
Greetings time traveller from a long ago past

Hi buddy! Boy this forum is still kicking!

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Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2017, 06:33:27 pm »
God damn it! I barely remember writing this. That shit is on me. I'm going to take a break from PD because I feel twisted inside and I don't need to be obsessing right now.

Feeling like a dumbass,

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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2017, 10:47:02 pm »
WoW TGGR's dead?

I've been gone for far too long...

It's high fucking time, too.  Nobody liked that prick.

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2017, 10:48:21 pm »
God damn it! I barely remember writing this. That shit is on me. I'm going to take a break from PD because I feel twisted inside and I don't need to be obsessing right now.

Feeling like a dumbass,

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What?  That was awesome.  I felt like I was reading P3NT on that one batch of peyote that went all wrong back in 2009.

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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2017, 03:56:41 pm »
God damn it! I barely remember writing this. That shit is on me. I'm going to take a break from PD because I feel twisted inside and I don't need to be obsessing right now.

Feeling like a dumbass,

TWJ

What?  That was awesome.  I felt like I was reading P3NT on that one batch of peyote that went all wrong back in 2009.

I'm ok. I just had a massive anxiety attack and freaked out. Don't know why exactly, but I felt like I did something terrible.
I'm better for now, but the forum interface is broken. I'll be back, but it may be a while. Need to put my head in order.


Thanks to those that liked the rant! It may be my last drunken one. Alcohol and my meds definitely don't mix well.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz: