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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Golden Applesauce

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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
Small minds think alike too.
(NSA symbol) CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
Don't just defend the right to be wrong - exercise it!
A belief is just a thought you keep having.
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking.
Freedom is a verb.

Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

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Thanks, Ms Applesauce.

Once I get more people's favorites I'll start compiling them into a big PDF.

I've noticed one of Cram's is FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.

WHICH ALSO IS ONE OF MINE.

LOL, CAPSLOCK.
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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Jasper


Q. G. Pennyworth

BAMP

I'm looking for the author on the management one. Also we should probably fix some of the broken file links?

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on May 08, 2008, 03:29:20 AM
My favorites for larger versions:

The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
Small minds think alike too.
(NSA symbol) CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
Don't just defend the right to be wrong - exercise it!
A belief is just a thought you keep having.
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking.
Freedom is a verb.

I did at one of these! If I find decent images I surely can do others. :)
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl