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Started by East Coast Hustle, May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM

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East Coast Hustle

1. Shit that you can't afford
2. Shit that our bar back found in the road
3. Every bullshit story you ever told
4. These nuts
5. Your face

ECH,
can't wait to see you all here
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Thurnez Isa

were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

LMNO

I'm trying to get Mrs LMNO to believe that driving to Castine would be a good idea.


It's a tougher argument than you might think.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...

it's in castine, which is on the coast about 45 minutes from bangor, or about 5 hours from Quebec City.

lemme know if you're headed this way. I can't comp your dinner (I'm not the owner, just another scumbag chef) but I will be sure to try to schedule myself for an early shift so we can go out drinking afterward.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 02:47:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...

it's in castine, which is on the coast about 45 minutes from bangor, or about 5 hours from Quebec City.

lemme know if you're headed this way. I can't comp your dinner (I'm not the owner, just another scumbag chef) but I will be sure to try to schedule myself for an early shift so we can go out drinking afterward.

I think w'ere going to Bangor... we have to wait till summer to see our scedule
but let you know
AFTER MY MEAL

TI not THAT stupid
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: LMNO on May 06, 2008, 05:21:50 PM
I'm trying to get Mrs LMNO to believe that driving to Castine would be a good idea.


It's a tougher argument than you might think.

5 words:

Dry

Aged

Cote

de

Boeuf.

ECH,
has Jim Kinneally's personal number on speed dial
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 07, 2008, 02:50:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 02:47:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...

it's in castine, which is on the coast about 45 minutes from bangor, or about 5 hours from Quebec City.

lemme know if you're headed this way. I can't comp your dinner (I'm not the owner, just another scumbag chef) but I will be sure to try to schedule myself for an early shift so we can go out drinking afterward.

I think w'ere going to Bangor... we have to wait till summer to see our scedule
but let you know
AFTER MY MEAL

TI not THAT stupid

well if you're headed to bangor you goddamned well BETTER come down for a visit.

and anyway, I don't fuck with peoples' food, even people from the internets.

besides, I said I couldn't comp it. I didn't say that I couldn't hook it up extra fat when I see your order come back.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
1. Shit that you can't afford

Not likely.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
2. Shit that our bar back found in the road

Bugs better be included.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
3. Every bullshit story you ever told

Not likely.  Your walk in freezer isn't that big.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
4. These nuts

PUNCHLINE COMES LAST.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
5. Your face

Does this mean I get to do the Horace Poem?

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
ECH,
can't wait to see you all here

I'll try.  Seriously.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 03:27:13 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
1. Shit that you can't afford

Not likely.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
2. Shit that our bar back found in the road

Bugs better be included.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
3. Every bullshit story you ever told

Not likely.  Your walk in freezer isn't that big.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
4. These nuts

PUNCHLINE COMES LAST.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
5. Your face

Does this mean I get to do the Horace Poem?

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
ECH,
can't wait to see you all here

I'll try.  Seriously.

Heee Heee Heee!!!

dude, you'd better give me fair warning. you and your blushing bride are, of course, welcome at my house anytime, but...

I doubt the town would survive. I need time to make back-up plans in the event of our actual co-location in one physical area.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO


AFK

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