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Started by Richter, May 07, 2008, 08:30:58 PM

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Suu

Until then, the bacon shall remain in the freezer.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

Quote from: triple zero on May 10, 2008, 07:32:43 PM
cool. i'm going to make these soon.

:D  Lemme know how you like 'em.  I'm interested in alternative sauces to have them with, as well, if you think of one.

Jenne

Quote from: Felix on May 12, 2008, 07:45:56 PM
Reading this thread somehow gave me the idea to use cookie cutters on bacon to make bacon cookies.

Pix or it never happened.

Jasper

It never happened.  BLTs turned out to be a better idea.

Richter

I'm still working on how to sharpen a cookie cutter enough to do this well.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jasper

Just go get an xacto knife and do it by hand.

That or freeze the bacon before you cut it.

Richter

It's an idea, but then it's just cut bacon.

Which is all the cookie cutter does, really, I guess I'm just hung up on the absurdity of it.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jasper

If you really get into it as an art form, you could do much more impressive stuff with the razor.

Richter

I do have a few old straight razors to play with.

A video of me cutting a heart shape out of huge slab of meat would be somewhere between my ideas of performance art and a come - on
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jenne

Quote from: Felix on May 15, 2008, 02:52:15 AM
It never happened.  BLTs turned out to be a better idea.

Add avocado, and maybe you have a deal dude.

Jasper

This is California.

I buy miniature avocados ten for a dollar.

Avocados go in EVERYTHING.

So does lime.

mynameislion

Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 04:18:52 AM
This is California.

I buy miniature avocados ten for a dollar.

Avocados go in EVERYTHING.

So does lime.

I must agree with you, even if I'm in Texas.

Jenne

Dude, you frontin' like I AIN'T in CA, and like I DIN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT?!?!

Of course motherfucking avocado goes in.  And lime.

And you forgot something:  CILANTRO.

"Like, Helloooo.  How can you have like avocado and lime and not cilantro?  I mean, seriously?"  :D

Good to have you so far down South, Felix.

Jasper


Jenne

Well, there are solutions for that.  They just aren't for this thread, I think.