Hmmm

[BootyBay]

Ever think China is going to invade Afghanistan?  I think it's possible.  Probable?  I don't know.

[Adios]

Why? Do they need rocks?

[e]

China is eventually going to invade everybody sheerly on principle.  They'll probably win, too.

I mean, nuke 4 million of 'em and whoever happens to be lording it over the peons with an iron fist at any given moment will just send another 4 million at you.  From a numbers perspective they're unbeatable.  Or at least inexhaustible.

From a real perspective, nuclear holocaust

[P3nT4gR4m]

Ever think China is going to invade Afghanistan?  I think it's possible.  Probable?  I don't know.

This may well be the lamest rant evar - Needs moar vitriol

[BootyBay]

Ever think China is going to invade Afghanistan?  I think it's possible.  Probable?  I don't know.

This may well be the lamest rant evar - Needs moar vitriol

Ok, ok.. jesus.

Goddamnit!! Why  the FUCK is the media so fucking goddamn obsessed with motherfucking Iraq when this big fucking commie-infested fucking fuck state China is gonna own the entire US and then the whole fucking world?  Fuck, man.. this all makes we wanna vomit my intestines onto a plate and eat them.

[BootyBay]

China is eventually going to invade everybody sheerly on principle.  They'll probably win, too.

I mean, nuke 4 million of 'em and whoever happens to be lording it over the peons with an iron fist at any given moment will just send another 4 million at you.  From a numbers perspective they're unbeatable.  Or at least inexhaustible.

From a real perspective, nuclear holocaust

Ah, yes, the Chinese Remainder Theorem.  Excellent point.

[Triple Zero]

Ever think China is going to invade Afghanistan?  I think it's possible.  Probable?  I don't know.

This may well be the lamest rant evar - Needs moar vitriol

Ok, ok.. jesus.

Goddamnit!! Why  the FUCK is the media so fucking goddamn obsessed with motherfucking Iraq when this big fucking commie-infested fucking fuck state China is gonna own the entire US and then the whole fucking world?  Fuck, man.. this all makes we wanna vomit my intestines onto a plate and eat them.

i dunno, saying "fuck" a lot doesn't make it a rant.

[BootyBay]

Hmmm...

I guess I could talk about Wal-Mart, which gets the majority of its inventory from a port in California that is owned by the Chinese, as well as China's stranglehold on the US economy (their recurrent bail-outs, which make further inflation all the more dangerous), and the ever-present threat of "recession"  - not to mention the national debt ... all of which combine for a dismal picture of this nation's future - thereby prompting a dominant-submissive relationship between US and China in which we are subject to the whims of a less-than-humane government.. further ruining our reputation abroad, and possibly instigating WWIII between West and East kind of like the Cold War on steroids, but that would just be too depressing, no?

[Triple Zero]

see it needs to be ranty, like you start out on a subject and get more and more excited about it, until you're completely .. well, RANTING about it!

you're allowed to use swearwords, of course, but they don't make the rant.

btw, these are just my thoughts/advice, you don't need to listen to me, cause i hardly ever wrote anything long and/or rantish.

[BootyBay]

Hm... I actually am agitated, now.  This post might survive yet.

Americans owe about $2 trillion, almost $20,000 per household (as of 2003 - see: http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/SavingandDebt/P70581.asp ).  That doesn't include mortgage debt, either (which we all know has skyrocketed).  Now, we're tapping into auto loans to cover the spread.  How does anyone really, truly *own* anything anymore?  And, if we don't own the things that were formally taken for granted, who does?  Banks?  Big Business?  The government? 
According to http://www.seeingtheforest.com/archives/2006/03/who_owns_americ.htm , we don't own diddly skwat.  So, if a big nation like China comes along, bails us out in the short-run and then withdraws their fiscal support, better start saving up those discarded yogurt containers.  You'll need the plastic for nourishment.

[Thurnez Isa]

Well you have it now...
...you have your 30 cent tube socks
...your deflated money
...your "American" factories in some shit island off the coast of china, with you slave labor, and Chinese/ American^TM political connections
...your rumbling economy
...your deflating conscious
...your ever so wonderful "door greeting" "puke mopping" "high benefit" jobs
...you have your parking lots and your worthless junk, and your drab cloths that stink up after one wash
I hope you like it, cause you damn well deserve it.
What have you done to not?... shitting in your bricked up lonely so-called "restraunts"... sipping your shitty Vietnamese grown coffee complaining about your so-called "government" and how things were better is your so-called "good 'ld days"
Well guess what?
When they finally completely enslave us, destory us, or turn us all into some machanical shitfest these things you have now (as pathetic and lacking in sensation as it is) which you complain about, will be all there is left.
and you know what...
you deserve it you miserable little fucks

[Roo]

Well you have it now...
...you have your 30 cent tube socks
...your deflated money
...your "American" factories in some shit island off the coast of china, with you slave labor, and Chinese/ American^TM political connections
...your rumbling economy
...your deflating conscious
...your ever so wonderful "door greeting" "puke mopping" "high benefit" jobs
...you have your parking lots and your worthless junk, and your drab cloths that stink up after one wash
I hope you like it, cause you damn well deserve it.
What have done to not?... shitting in your bricked up lonely so-called "restraunts"... sipping your shitty Vietnamese grown coffee complaining about your so-called "government" and how things were better is your so-called "good 'ld days"
Well guess what?
When they finally completely enslave us, destory us, or turn us all into some machanical shitfest these things you have now (as pathetic and lacking in sensation as it is) which you complain about, will be all there is left.
and you know what...
you deserve it you miserable little fucks

Why?

What did any of us miserable little fucks actually DO to deserve it?

[Thurnez Isa]

Well you have it now...
...you have your 30 cent tube socks
...your deflated money
...your "American" factories in some shit island off the coast of china, with you slave labor, and Chinese/ American^TM political connections
...your rumbling economy
...your deflating conscious
...your ever so wonderful "door greeting" "puke mopping" "high benefit" jobs
...you have your parking lots and your worthless junk, and your drab cloths that stink up after one wash
I hope you like it, cause you damn well deserve it.
What have you done to not?... shitting in your bricked up lonely so-called "restraunts"... sipping your shitty Vietnamese grown coffee complaining about your so-called "government" and how things were better is your so-called "good 'ld days"
Well guess what?
When they finally completely enslave us, destory us, or turn us all into some machanical shitfest these things you have now (as pathetic and lacking in sensation as it is) which you complain about, will be all there is left.
and you know what...
you deserve it you miserable little fucks

Why?

What did any of us miserable little fucks actually DO to deserve it?

you missed the point
these things dont happen by themselves

[BootyBay]

Well you have it now...
...you have your 30 cent tube socks
...your deflated money
...your "American" factories in some shit island off the coast of china, with you slave labor, and Chinese/ American^TM political connections
...your rumbling economy
...your deflating conscious
...your ever so wonderful "door greeting" "puke mopping" "high benefit" jobs
...you have your parking lots and your worthless junk, and your drab cloths that stink up after one wash
I hope you like it, cause you damn well deserve it.
What have you done to not?... shitting in your bricked up lonely so-called "restraunts"... sipping your shitty Vietnamese grown coffee complaining about your so-called "government" and how things were better is your so-called "good 'ld days"
Well guess what?
When they finally completely enslave us, destory us, or turn us all into some machanical shitfest these things you have now (as pathetic and lacking in sensation as it is) which you complain about, will be all there is left.
and you know what...
you deserve it you miserable little fucks

Can't help but notice the similarity between that and this:

Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television,choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.

Good rant, man.  You should write for an underground paper or something.

[Thurnez Isa]

actually its the first half decent thing i wrote in months
didnt proof read it enough
cause i did it on the spot
i think that was problem of lately
I came to really appreciate the more delibrate, well thought out rants that Cain does... but now im just finally coming to realize i can't really do that well
I need to just take a subject and go with it
should have proof read it more
but like I said did it on the spot