Divination on PD

[Lies]

"Bibliomancy"?    Get the fuck out!  No way!    Har, now I know what to use for divination for my parents.   

Jenne:  HEY MOM DID YOU KNOW I CAN DIVINE SHIT ABOUT YOUR LIFE USING THE BIBLE?
Jenne'sMom:  Don't say shit.  And no, you can't, that's witchcraft!
Jenne:  MOM I'M 37, I CAN SAY SHIT IF I WANT.

Bibliomancy.   Reminds me of a joke:

A man goes up to his pastor one Sunday after the service and says to him, "Pastor, I really need your help. I'm in deep financial trouble here. I've got debtors calling me all hours of the day. If I don't do something soon they are going to take everything!" The preacher manages to calm him down and tells him, "Listen, son. I want you to go home and pray as hard as you've ever prayed. Then I want you to get up, take your Bible off of the bookshelf. Close your eyes, open the Bible, and there you will find your guidance." The man thanks the preacher profusely and goes on his way.

The preacher sees the man again the next Sunday and ask him how everything went. The man reply, "Pastor, I prayed for a good 2 hours. My knees were really hurting by the end. Then I found my Bible and did exactly as you said. Opened it up at random and found the perfect message from God!" The preacher inquired, "Well, what did it say?"

"Chapter 13."

Huh? 

[Iason Ouabache]

I guess that joke doesn't make sense outside of the US.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapter_13,_Title_11,_United_States_Code

[Rumckle]

So would modern stichomancy just involve using stumble upon?

[Lies]

I guess that joke doesn't make sense outside of the US.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapter_13,_Title_11,_United_States_Code

Ah!  

[the last yatto]

Didn't have time at lunch to write text so here ya go

We look to the bottom card, which starts the shuffle with the blank hex... somehow it ended up as the fool.  Guess that means me as it seems this deck likes talk a bit too much, I'm guessing it wants to be used in its own way, which I'm still reading so its not a true reading as its orginal master intended but playing poker or solitare with it I've seem to encourage it to give me converation. Let's see the three card peak

Out dances the star, its in a state of sleep, more so in the past sense. Considering PD's history its reading isn't off but even newspapers sometimes gets your horrorscope right.

BEHOLD A
Pale horse
This almost seems directed at me, but maybe others like me who feel they need to be some knight ready to battle but instead of being on some grand campaign, we sit idle and listening to emo music

Third flip, here we see rest from the strife. Just
Not to be confused with its cup of its number, these swords appear from each corner.

[Telarus]

I have a copy of the lost Discordian Oracle Apple(k)ation. This nifty little .exe file will throw a discordian I-Ching hexagram and also Cabaculate the numerical meaning of any word.


"PeeDee" = 175, "High AND No" (the app gives you the closest pre-programmed word on either side of your query)

Meditating upon this, and throwing a Hexagram, I receive (hexagrams are also stored @ the 23AE site):

Hexagram 00036







36. Greyface
In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order about you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straitjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.
It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.
The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance caused by frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.

This signifes a wounding that a being in a position of authority brings to wise and able men (and therefore may be tied to the current War On Druggies). The E-Jing-A-Ling hopes that you will maintain your inner light during this harmful period and rise from it's ashes like a cliche.

[Cramulus]

HOW COULD I FORGET THE DISCORDIAN TAROT??
this used to be my home page for about 3 years...

http://www.elsewhere.org/ddeck/?size=full


Here is a reading about our forum:


True:
One who knows, or claims to.



False:
A good amount of Hearing, Air, Action





Meaningless:
Imbalance of Smell, Aether, Intensity




Seek:
Excess Sight, Fire, Bizarreness





Avoid:
Conflict between Eristic and Aneristic illusions

[the last yatto]

[Cramulus]

yeah that one was rather spot on, no? 

[Jenne]

I guess that joke doesn't make sense outside of the US.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapter_13,_Title_11,_United_States_Code

I lol'd!