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Started by Suu, May 09, 2008, 03:30:57 PM

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#60
June 05, 2008, 03:29:02 PM
Earth is a weird name anyway, if they would have kept with the typical naming it should have been Terra Mater.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#61
June 05, 2008, 03:33:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on June 05, 2008, 02:12:46 PM
Yeah seriously, ours should also be named after a Disney character.  I suggest "Dopey". 


I suggest: Scar












or Sebastian!


     I POOPED!
           \



Darth Cupcake

#62
June 05, 2008, 03:47:17 PM


:D
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

P3nT4gR4m

#63
June 05, 2008, 04:20:50 PM
IMO we wasted 'uranus' cos if we'd use that for our planet and 'earth' for sol7 then, when encountering alien races we could have said - "I come from your anus"* and lulzed like fuck.

*of course this entire gag hinges on the aliens being the kind of species that have anuses (anni?)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#64
June 05, 2008, 04:23:27 PM
or senses of humour
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#65
June 05, 2008, 04:36:29 PM
My lulz are entirely independent of alien species sense of humour or lack thereof.

(fuck 'em if they cant take a joke)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#66
June 05, 2008, 04:37:55 PM
Yeah, but how do you do that if they don't have anni? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#67
June 05, 2008, 04:54:21 PM
I'll laugh at their lack of anni and make them feel inferior. I'll sing the praises of having a bunghole until theyre getting busy with powertools.

"We come in peace alienses and we bring you the gift of anni!"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#68
June 05, 2008, 11:44:21 PM
Quote from: 6 Feet of Sole on June 04, 2008, 04:23:03 PM
Runs rings around all the others. 

you should see it do corners, now that 'S a turn
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Lies

#69
June 06, 2008, 09:26:58 AM
Quote from: Raphaella VonMercer on June 04, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
Best planet ever!! Yesssss.   
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#70
June 06, 2008, 09:57:00 AM
I think "Stitch" is more fitting.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#71
June 06, 2008, 12:55:20 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 06, 2008, 09:26:58 AM
Quote from: Raphaella VonMercer on June 04, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
Best planet ever!! Yesssss.   
A CHALLENGER APPEARS



No way.  Sure, Jupiter is big, but that Big Red Spot is kinda ugly. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#72
June 06, 2008, 01:05:03 PM
THAT SPOT IS THE EYE OF ERIS YOU BLASPHERMER!
THE EYE OF THE STORM, IF YOU WILL.
SPEAK NO ILL OF IT, CONTENTEDNESS LIES WITHIN!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#73
June 06, 2008, 01:06:35 PM
But, Jupiter is a McCain supporter.  It should be blown up immediately. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#74
June 06, 2008, 02:50:33 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 06, 2008, 09:26:58 AM
Quote from: Raphaella VonMercer on June 04, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
Best planet ever!! Yesssss.   
A CHALLENGER APPEARS



I also prefer Jupiter

but check it out - that's not actually Jupiter!

look real close at the edges. It's not a sphere. JUPITER IS MADE OF POLYGONS.
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