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Started by NWC, May 14, 2008, 04:34:03 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
June 27, 2008, 05:20:38 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 27, 2008, 05:11:36 AM
as Roger fills the "card" with a thick, gooey patch

IF you're lucky.

TGRR,
Getting more roughage in his diet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reverend Loveshade

#31
June 27, 2008, 08:40:46 AM
Quote from: R.W.H.N? on May 14, 2008, 02:48:29 PM
pfft!  That wanker?  No way, I'm Miss Scarlett. 

My favorite solution to a Cluedo/Clue game (it's called different names depending on where you live):

Miss Scarlett in the bedroom with a candlestick.
"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."

-- navkat, 20 June 2007, principiadiscordia.com

Reverend Loveshade

#32
June 27, 2008, 08:53:40 AM Last Edit: June 27, 2008, 08:56:36 AM by Reverend Loveshade
Sink is described in Principia Discordia, 4th edition, on page 00066.

I'd post a link to how to play 1000 Blank White Cards, but when I post links here I get flamed.  I've never played that online, but IRL it can be very funny and a lot of fun.  It's something like Calvinball, where you make your own rules by making your own cards.  You can get some links to different versions of it by searching for "1000 Blank White Cards," or "1KBWC."
"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."

-- navkat, 20 June 2007, principiadiscordia.com

BADGE OF HONOR

#33
June 27, 2008, 09:08:07 AM
I love how you treat everyone like a retard...or a 13 year-old.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

#34
June 27, 2008, 11:01:22 AM
Me too! In fact, that's my favourite bit about him.  :D

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#35
June 27, 2008, 11:20:00 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 27, 2008, 09:08:07 AM
...or a 13 year-old.

Must...resist...obvious...comment....

P3nT4gR4m

#36
June 27, 2008, 11:45:40 AM
Holy fuck Cain - you're like a 1 man temperance league today.

Go on - let your hair down  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#37
June 27, 2008, 05:12:35 PM
To me, it's actually funnier to know that the joke is trembling on the edge of existence, but not coming through; but we know it's there.

nostalgicBadger

#38
June 27, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
I miss playing calvinball.
meh.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
June 27, 2008, 11:26:35 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 27, 2008, 09:08:07 AM
I love how you treat everyone like a retard...or a 13 year-old.

You mean by trying to have sex with them?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
June 27, 2008, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2008, 11:20:00 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 27, 2008, 09:08:07 AM
...or a 13 year-old.

Must...resist...obvious...comment....

You're a stronger man than I.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Chairman Risus

#41
June 28, 2008, 12:47:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 27, 2008, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2008, 11:20:00 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 27, 2008, 09:08:07 AM
...or a 13 year-old.

Must...resist...obvious...comment....

You're a stronger man than I.  :lulz:

I'd hope so.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
June 28, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on June 27, 2008, 08:53:40 AM
Sink is described in Principia Discordia, 4th edition, on page 00066.

I'd post a link to how to play 1000 Blank White Cards, but when I post links here I get flamed.  I've never played that online, but IRL it can be very funny and a lot of fun.  It's something like Calvinball, where you make your own rules by making your own cards.  You can get some links to different versions of it by searching for "1000 Blank White Cards," or "1KBWC."

:mullet:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#43
July 06, 2008, 09:47:31 AM
LIKE WOW!
im glad he explained how to google that cause i never woulda figured it out all by myself!
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AFK

#44
July 07, 2008, 04:46:52 PM
I just sank your battleship.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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