Ambrosia

[zero_day]

I randomly mixed some drinks at a party, and this is by far the best thing I have ever done with my life.

Ingredients:

1 Large blender

1 bag of ice

1 bottle of Peach Pucker

1 Bottle of Jarritos Fruit Punch Soda

1 bottle of vodka

1 can of red bull.


Crush ice and pour into blender.
Mix Liquids as follows:

1 full bottle of Jarritos fruit punch soda
1 full can of red bull
4-8 shots of vodka
4-8 shots of pucker.

Mix until slushy.

(add fruit or salt for added flavor)

And enjoy.


I swear to Eris, this tastes exactly like red gummy bears.

[LMNO]

Speaking as a professional drunk, that sounds terrible.

[hooplala]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the ambrosia of the Greek gods was menstrual blood...

[LMNO]

Who wrote that, Crowley?

[Jenne]

Meh.

[Dr. Pataphoros, SpD]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the ambrosia of the Greek gods was menstrual blood...

The food of the gods?  Really?

Man, no wonder the Greek Gods are so tempermental.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Speaking as a professional drunk, that sounds terrible.

I have to agree.  Aside fromt he fact I hate gummy bears. 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the ambrosia of the Greek gods was menstrual blood...

Nah, everyone knows that Ambrosia is the sacred nectar that is created in the human brain and secreted when you do ritual exercises that include pulling your tongue UP the back of your throat... once your tongue can reach up and touch your brain, Ambrosia will trickle down and give you power.

Or, at least that's what an Alchemist once told me....

[e]

I thought this thread was going to be about the delicious fruit salad with marshmallows and cream

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I thought this thread was going to be about the delicious fruit salad with marshmallows and cream

I did too, I like cocnut in mine, you?

[AFK]

My Grandmother (rip) made something similar but she called it Watergate Salad.  It was green with marshmallows and pineapple, and coconut too. 

[e]

It's delicious whatever you choose to call it.

Coconut is good.  As long as it's fruity (or fruitesque in the case of coconut I suppose) and delicious.

[Jasper]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the ambrosia of the Greek gods was menstrual blood...

Nah, everyone knows that Ambrosia is the sacred nectar that is created in the human brain and secreted when you do ritual exercises that include pulling your tongue UP the back of your throat... once your tongue can reach up and touch your brain, Ambrosia will trickle down and give you power.

Or, at least that's what an Alchemist once told me....

Or maybe your friend is a jerk trying to get you to swallow your tongue.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the ambrosia of the Greek gods was menstrual blood...

Nah, everyone knows that Ambrosia is the sacred nectar that is created in the human brain and secreted when you do ritual exercises that include pulling your tongue UP the back of your throat... once your tongue can reach up and touch your brain, Ambrosia will trickle down and give you power.

Or, at least that's what an Alchemist once told me....

Or maybe your friend is a jerk trying to get you to swallow your tongue.

Well, I considered this... but I think he thought he was serious.

He also put "white powder gold" into his drinking water, which made the water wetter and thus more useful to your cells. He stopped that after the hallucinations started....

I was like this: 
Then like this: 

[AFK]

Wetter Water, wut?