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Started by Cramulus, May 14, 2008, 07:39:44 PM

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Cram you Damulus!  :argh!:

I just created an account and am never going to get any work done. Ever.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Cramulus

#168
From the spags that brought you RAPTOR RACE...

MOUNTAIN MANIAC




http://games.adultswim.com/mountain-maniac-twitchy-online-game.html


HERE'S THE CONCEPT:

You're an angry old dude who lives on a top of a mountain and hates the world. You cast rocks down the mountain to destroy the city below. eventually, cops will come for you. You must axe murder them.



my high score: 300,000 - beat it, spags!

Telarus

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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Lies

Quote from: Cramulus on December 08, 2009, 12:43:39 AM
From the spags that brought you RAPTOR RACE...

MOUNTAIN MANIAC




http://games.adultswim.com/mountain-maniac-twitchy-online-game.html


HERE'S THE CONCEPT:

You're an angry old dude who lives on a top of a mountain and hates the world. You cast rocks down the mountain to destroy the city below. eventually, cops will come for you. You must axe murder them.



my high score: 300,000 - beat it, spags!

Game based around TGRR? He should sue them if he's not getting royalties.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#171
Quote from: Telarus on December 08, 2009, 06:37:55 AM
147,550 on my first run.

89,325 on mine :(

Fun game though I have to say.

308800 on my second go though..
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Zenpeanut

Highest so far for me is 341, 900...that damn yeti gets me every time.

315400 my first try,
I was born with a hammer full of rage.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on December 08, 2009, 07:22:38 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 08, 2009, 12:43:39 AM
From the spags that brought you RAPTOR RACE...

MOUNTAIN MANIAC




http://games.adultswim.com/mountain-maniac-twitchy-online-game.html


HERE'S THE CONCEPT:

You're an angry old dude who lives on a top of a mountain and hates the world. You cast rocks down the mountain to destroy the city below. eventually, cops will come for you. You must axe murder them.



my high score: 300,000 - beat it, spags!

Game based around TGRR? He should sue them if he's not getting royalties.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

Fragger, a fun modification of the old cannon games. Throw grenades at dummies and blow them to kingdom come!!!

http://www.miniclip.com/games/fragger/en/
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Iason Ouabache

Nitrome makes some pretty fun and cute games. Tiny Castle is no exception. It's a combination platform/puzzle game that's not too terribly hard to beat. Took me less than 30 minutes. The ending is funny too.


http://www.miniclip.com/games/tiny-castle/en/
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Zenpeanut

Dungeon Crawl

Point and click turn based dungeon crawler.... no saves so each character only lasts around 20 minutes or so, but very addictive because of it

http://sourceforge.net/projects/crawl-ref/files/

Link should work, although I got my copy via thumbdrive

chaoflux

I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but I fucking loved this game called "Don't Look Back".

http://www.distractionware.com/games/flash/dontlookback/offline/
yall are bigger dorks than I am

Cramulus

Quote from: chaoflux on April 29, 2010, 07:44:23 AM
I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but I fucking loved this game called "Don't Look Back".

I did! And I love it too!