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The Adventures of St Gulik
« on: March 30, 2009, 10:03:59 pm »
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lavieenvin and her brother deal with an unwelcome invader:

0010:
My brother Derrick announces that there is a cockroach in the loo. He trapped it by shutting the door.

0011:
I realise that I'm going to be the first one in the loo tomorrow. I am highly unhappy.

0012:
Emergency powwow to ascertain course of action. Derrick, being The Man, has got out the Baygon and short mop and is tricked out in long sleeve hoodie and pants. Am made to promise not to take photos on pain of death. Derrick makes first attempt.

0013:
Derrick has barricaded us both into my room. Helmet bag sacrificed to cover crack under door. Cockroach 1, Humans, 0.

0014:
Plan B. We both go out.

0014:
Back in room. Have determined that roach flies.

0015:
Cockroach has assumed position near toothbrushes. Spraying is now impossible. It seems the enemy is one crafty bugger. Bugger. Heh.

0016:
Managed to bang shower door loudly enough with short mop to make roach move to Prime Spraying Position. Had small altercation over who was to wield Baygon. Argument "It's going to FLY at my HEAD," was made, as was rejoinder "Don't you DARE use me as a shield when that happens."

0016:
Ranks falling apart. Amidst anger and chaos, a leader emerged: mother stuck head out of her room and shouted at us to shut up.

0017:
Calvary arrived! Maid was called.

0018:
At first sign of roach scuttling out of corner, Derrick and I scampered back into room and locked door. Helmet bag was called to action once again.

0019:
Uncomfortable silence. War rages on outside. Yelps, whaps, bangs on door, and Baygon sprays are heard.

0020:
Derrick: "I must say, wearing that sweater and holding that broom really made me feel like a man."

0021:
Discussion on toothpaste and toothbrushes which Derrick rescued. Nutritional value of toothpaste decided to be negligible. Rations low.

0023:
Prolonged lack of sound emanating from outside. Possibility of War Ended And Everybody Knew But Us-type situation growing.

0023:
Derrick: "Mom?"
Me: "Moooom?"
Derrick: "Mooom? Moooooom? There's nowhere to sleep and she snores."

0024:
Awkward silence.

0025:
Derrick: "I still really need to pee."
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Re: The Adventures of St Gulik
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 06:19:57 am »
 :lulz:
Awesome.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

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Re: The Adventures of St Gulik
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 01:58:24 pm »
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Derrick: "I must say, wearing that sweater and holding that broom really made me feel like a man."

:lulz:  wtf?

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Re: The Adventures of St Gulik
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 11:03:57 pm »
:lulz:

:mittens:

I love it