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Started by Verbal Mike, May 22, 2008, 09:12:10 PM

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Jasper

Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 07:06:25 PM
Your sarcasm has no power here.

It's the lowest form of humor, really.

My main point is that peeling veggies like asparagus is mostly done by really well paid chefs and people who love food.

hooplala

I don't agree about sarcasm.

A lot of depth and subtlety can be hidden in sarcasm... I place it a lot higher than many other forms of humour. 

I think shit or fart humour is the lowest.  Or maybe Slapstick.  I can't remember which form I placed lowest on the Circuits of Humour.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 08:09:39 PM
I don't agree about sarcasm.

A lot of depth and subtlety can be hidden in sarcasm... I place it a lot higher than many other forms of humour. 

I think shit or fart humour is the lowest.  Or maybe Slapstick.  I can't remember which form I placed lowest on the Circuits of Humour.

Anything can be layered with subtle meanings, but sarcasm itself takes no effort to employ.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 08:09:39 PM
I don't agree about sarcasm.

A lot of depth and subtlety can be hidden in sarcasm... I place it a lot higher than many other forms of humour. 

I think shit or fart humour is the lowest.  Or maybe Slapstick.  I can't remember which form I placed lowest on the Circuits of Humour.

Anything can be layered with subtle meanings, but sarcasm itself takes no effort to employ.

I have to disagree Felix.  Sarcasm takes a lot of effort to employ successfully.  Otherwise it just sounds stupid. 

I also agree that fart jokes are just the worst, except for maybe little kid jokes which they don't know how to tell and all it is is a half hour of suffering. 

Sarcasm though, that takes talent and intelligence!!

hooplala

Agreed.

Let's not pretend there is only one kind of sarcasm. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

Noone ever heard of a talented sarcast.

Worth mentioning.

And if you say that sarcasm is a sign of genius, I won't even bother.

hooplala

Meh.  Arguing is essentially pointless.


We disagree.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

Felix uses counter-argument!

It's super effective!!

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

That or half your money.  Your choice.

hooplala

There is a third choice: tiptoe quietly backwards out of this thread, and never check it again.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

I'm goanna be
The very best
Like no one ever waaaaaas

To argue them is my real test
To refute them is my caaaaaause!

:hammer:

Jasper

PD COM!
Gotta troll 'em all (It's you and me)
I know its my destiny
PD COM!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a Black Iron Prisonnn!
PD COM!
Gotta troll 'em all (A heart so true)
Our memes will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
PD COM!
Gotta troll 'em all
Gotta troll 'em all
Yeah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

PD COM!
Gotta troll 'em all (It's you and me)
I know its my destiny
PD COM!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a Black Iron Prisonnn!
PD COM!
Gotta troll 'em all (A heart so true)
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
PD COM!
Gotta troll 'em all
Gotta troll 'em all
PD COM!