If you don't have anything useful to say...

[e]

Don't say anything at all.

And for fuck's sake stop posting masturbation pictures.

Despite what you (and this is a plural you, before any specific people start bitching at me for siding with Daruko.  If you're going to accuse me, you may as well do it as a group, after all) might think, doing so does not make you clever.  It certainly doesn't add any sort of anything to the thread you post it in. 

OKAY, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR.  You don't like Daruko, and think everything he says is stupid.

But guess what?  By doing this EVERY.  SINGLE.  TIME. he posts something does not make me giggle in glee, saying "OH TEE HEE, another clever refutation of whatever daruko just spat out!"  All it makes me do is think that you must be very bored, waiting eagerly at your monitor to pounce whenever he posts, and in a glory of gusto post yet another reference to, or flat-out picture OF somebody masturbating.

I GET IT.  You think that Daruko is only posting to hear himself talk.  Mental masturbation.  OKAY, can we please move on now?

Something you should realise is that you're doing the same thing, only ten times worse, when you respond to it like you are.  Your accusations of ego-stroking are only rebounded back at you.  Does it make you feel big to make fun of him?  Does it make you warm and sticky in your special place?  Does it?

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

This contest of penis-measuring (or not, as gender allows) must end!  I am now unable to click on any thread that daruko has posted in at work, just in case one of you clever bastards has slapped up a picture that will offend people in the office (or patrons for that matter, as I sometimes browse[d?] this forum when in areas the public have access to).

THANKS!  You've BROKED IT.

So for fuck's sake, if you think Daruko is a moron, can't you please just ignore everything he says?  Is it really THAT HARD?

This is especially bothersome when he's actually posted something that looks like it had some level of thought in it.  Calling him an idiot when he does this is certainly at cross-purposes.  It basically encourages him to act like an idiot more.  If he's going to get constantly belittled anyway, what the fuck, right?  Might as well be a total jack-ass.

Another thing I've been wondering in a few cases is: "Would this masturbatory picture have been posted if somebody else had said what daruko just said?"  I'm sure there have been at least a few places where he's said stuff which other people on the forum have similar ideas about.

I know, I'm relatively new here.  This isn't "my forum" and if you want to act like a hemerrhoidally flaming jackass, please be my guest.  But, and this is important, it isn't "your forum" any more than it's mine.  So chill the fuck out, and remember that there are other people on the internet and in the world.

At the VERY least, can we please keep the pictures posted to those like "a man with a tube of lube in his hand" and not "a nekkid woman with her legs spread and tits bouncing around as she rubs her oiled juicy bits against something"? 

Some of us browse at work, you know.  And I don't think it's just me that will state that last request.

OR KILL ME, you assholes.

[hooplala]

Stripe is pissed!

That didn't take long.

[e]

Stripe is pissed!

That didn't take long.

I just don't like 6 year olds (or adults who act like them) 

[Thurnez Isa]

Striped: possibly cause i came here during the tale end of the civil war while everyone was counting the dead
i tend not to get phased by these things anymore

[hooplala]

Stripe is pissed!

That didn't take long.

I just don't like 6 year olds (or adults who act like them) 

Yeah, 6 year olds are invulnerable to sarcasm, therefor I loathe them.

[Faust]

links to not worksafe threads please, we keep it worksafe here, all nws has to be plain linked and not image linked

[Jasper]

Stripe's saying what's on my mind, albeit a lot louder. 

I'm cool with satire and general flaming, but if it has to happen in every single thread someone posts in-

Well, even Our Lady gets tired of jokes now and then.

[Faust]

ive been bitching about this for what feels like weeks.

/bandwagon

[Jasper]

THE B&WAGON!

[hooplala]

Some days I find it amusing, and some days I don't ... not Daruko's Bane specifically, but that type of thing.

[LMNO]

I prefer clever flaming.

Unclever flaming is, to me, worthless.


Please note that a clever flame repeated 2300 times is not actually clever anymore.


That is all.

[e]

Honestly I think the constant flaming of Daruko actually just makes him look better than he otherwise would.

He has a very level head about it, anyway, and seems to just ignore it for the most part.  He also seems to have accepted the "defender of n00bs" thing from the comic and made it his own, which is a better response than what certain other people would give if such a thing were posted them, I'm sure.

As for the NSFW stuff, thanks for removing it Faust.  Nigel is the only one I've actually seen with it in response images, but I can't remember the specific threads and only one of them was *really* NSFW, falling under the first part of the acronym TOGTFO.  The other was just legs, which pushed the boundaries a bit considering what said legs were shown for, but wasn't too NSFW.  The rest have been shirtless men holding lube and such, which I guess is nothing I could really get in trouble for browsing at work.

On a lighter note:

Please note that a clever flame repeated 2300 times is not actually clever anymore.

zmog pineal 5 23 fnord skidoo, &c., &c., &c. 

[Daruko]

   99% of the credit for:


is due to Paesior or whatever his name is anyway.  I'm simply advertising for his genius.

As far as Nigel's new fetish:
Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff. 
Do as thou wilt though.

also:  All workplaces should come equipped with Photoshop, because MSPaint edits suck

[AFK]

wait, what did I do now?

[hooplala]

You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.