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Started by e, May 23, 2008, 05:33:32 PM

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#30
May 23, 2008, 08:40:52 PM
How can you put the horrors of starbucks in the same category as somebody who looks as awesome as this:


I know Cramulous, with his moustache mania, will back me up on this.

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#31
May 23, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
Because they are both evil.  Duh.  Doesn't matter if he looks swanky as hell in his molestache.
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

hooplala

#32
May 23, 2008, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:48:08 PMmolestache

Now there's one I've never heard before.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#33
May 23, 2008, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:48:08 PMmolestache

Now there's one I've never heard before.

Seriously?  Or are you being sarcastic.

We used to play a game where we would identify all of the molestaches and pedosmiles wandering about the Mall of America.  Bonus points for a person with both.
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

Jasper

#34
May 23, 2008, 09:13:06 PM
I want examples of both, plz

e

#35
May 23, 2008, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:48:08 PMmolestache

Now there's one I've never heard before.

Seriously?  Or are you being sarcastic.

We used to play a game where we would identify all of the molestaches and pedosmiles wandering about the Mall of America.  Bonus points for a person with both.
:lulz:

What about the creepy 1950s child molester glasses that were a size too big and had the creepy half-tinted look?

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#36
May 23, 2008, 09:17:53 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 09:13:06 PM
I want examples of both, plz
Pedosmile


Molestache


Both
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

e

#37
May 23, 2008, 09:21:15 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 09:17:53 PM


Am I the only one who is reminded distinctly of Goatse by the graphic of the film reel and hands in the bg there?

Jasper

#38
May 23, 2008, 09:22:05 PM
Hmm, I seem to have a molestache.  

Too bad my face doesn't look right clean shaved.

Also Stripe,

You're not.

hooplala

#39
May 23, 2008, 09:23:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:48:08 PMmolestache

Now there's one I've never heard before.

Seriously?  Or are you being sarcastic.


Nope.  Truly never heard it before.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#40
May 23, 2008, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 09:21:15 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 09:17:53 PM


Am I the only one who is reminded distinctly of Goatse by the graphic of the film reel and hands in the bg there?

Must every thread witness that cursed name?
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

Jasper

#41
May 23, 2008, 09:35:24 PM
You dare blaspheme against the holy opener of the inner self?

e

#42
May 23, 2008, 09:53:36 PM
But come on, seriously.  The hand and hole positioning is almost IDENTICAL!

Daruko

#43
May 23, 2008, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 09:35:24 PM
You dare blaspheme against the holy opener of the inner self?
SOOO NASTY!
    \
:mccain:

Jasper

#44
May 23, 2008, 10:02:50 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 09:35:24 PM
You dare blaspheme against the holy opener of the inner self?
SOOO NASTY!
    \
:mccain:

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