Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#90
June 06, 2008, 12:49:02 AM
Spraining your prostate.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#91
June 06, 2008, 05:54:29 AM
toothpicks


glorious and dangerous at the same time.
note: do not accidentally jam into gums  :sad:

The Good Reverend Roger

#92
June 06, 2008, 05:54:52 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on June 06, 2008, 05:54:29 AM
toothpicks


glorious and dangerous at the same time.
note: do not accidentally jam into gums  :sad:

Accidentally?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#93
June 06, 2008, 07:58:33 AM
under the bed (monsters)
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

BADGE OF HONOR

#94
June 06, 2008, 08:46:26 AM
Vermin.  As opposed to varmints, which are unmodern dangers.

oh god I hope nobody else did this already   :x
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

#95
June 06, 2008, 01:46:19 PM
Zappa.

hooplala

#96
June 06, 2008, 01:48:26 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Iason Ouabache

#97
June 06, 2008, 03:01:34 PM
Wire hangers.

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

#98
June 06, 2008, 03:37:45 PM
Xylophones of DOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

saint aini

#99
June 06, 2008, 05:24:32 PM
Yorba Linda


(and Zappa)
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jasper

#100
June 06, 2008, 07:53:32 PM
And Zappa.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#101
June 06, 2008, 07:57:21 PM
American government intelligence

Suu

#102
June 06, 2008, 07:58:44 PM
Batman.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Iason Ouabache

#103
June 06, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
Cat Scratch Fever.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

#104
June 06, 2008, 08:00:42 PM
Damn Yankees
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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