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Started by Cramulus, June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM

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Cain

#120
June 06, 2008, 08:56:21 PM
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AFK

#121
June 06, 2008, 08:57:40 PM
Oprah

duh
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

#122
June 06, 2008, 08:58:31 PM
Pundits and their Punditry

OR

Potter, Harry.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Iason Ouabache

#123
June 06, 2008, 09:45:43 PM
Queen sized mattresses.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Dysnomia

#124
June 06, 2008, 09:49:52 PM
radioactive hamsters
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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BADGE OF HONOR

#125
June 06, 2008, 09:55:32 PM
shit sandwich
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper

#126
June 06, 2008, 10:35:23 PM
Television.

fomenter

#127
June 06, 2008, 10:36:57 PM
uvula - they will make you barf
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Verbal Mike

#128
June 06, 2008, 11:55:24 PM
Vargs.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

saint aini

#129
June 07, 2008, 02:52:00 AM
Wax encasement
Xylocaine poisoining
Youth movements
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Jasper

#130
June 07, 2008, 03:52:37 AM
ZZZZAAAAPPAAA!!!

saint aini

#131
June 07, 2008, 04:06:25 AM
Actually making the joke on time.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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#132
June 07, 2008, 04:07:13 AM
Black people
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Verbal Mike

#133
June 07, 2008, 04:08:26 AM
Coca cola milkshakes
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Jasper

#134
June 07, 2008, 04:30:06 AM
That's not dangerous at all.

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