Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

Cain

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June 06, 2008, 08:56:21 PM

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June 06, 2008, 08:57:40 PM

Oprah

duh

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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June 06, 2008, 08:58:31 PM

Pundits and their Punditry

OR

Potter, Harry.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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June 06, 2008, 09:45:43 PM

Queen sized mattresses.

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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June 06, 2008, 09:49:52 PM

radioactive hamsters

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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June 06, 2008, 09:55:32 PM

shit sandwich

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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June 06, 2008, 10:35:23 PM

Television.

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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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June 06, 2008, 10:36:57 PM

uvula - they will make you barf

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"

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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

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June 06, 2008, 11:55:24 PM

Vargs.

Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

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Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z

#129

June 07, 2008, 02:52:00 AM

Wax encasement
Xylocaine poisoining
Youth movements

Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.