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Started by Cramulus, June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM

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Pterodactyl Handler

#135
June 07, 2008, 04:46:21 AM
DEATH FROM ABOVE

LMNO

#136
June 09, 2008, 01:51:21 PM
Zappa.

Idem

#137
June 09, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
Zappa.

saint aini

#138
June 09, 2008, 09:07:43 PM
electronic message boards.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Cramulus

#139
May 05, 2010, 06:45:59 PM


beginning with A...


Automatic Payment schemes. You know, when you keep getting billed each month for a phone application you already deleted.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#140
May 05, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
B

Bus stops at 2am. Our buses don't run that late. Why are people waiting there and who are they yelling at??

AFK

#141
May 05, 2010, 09:09:16 PM
C

(hot) Chai tea spilled in lap is very unhello.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#142
May 05, 2010, 09:40:55 PM
D

Desk so messy bills get lost, hilarity ensues.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mangrove

#143
May 05, 2010, 09:45:03 PM
E

Enki posts mysterious picture
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Eater of Clowns

#144
May 05, 2010, 09:50:23 PM
F

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Telarus

#145
May 05, 2010, 10:33:29 PM

G

G-Spot: there are still fucking arguments in medical academia over whether or not it _exists_.
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

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Cramulus

#146
May 06, 2010, 12:29:32 AM
H is for Horrormirth

the discovery that all terrible things are actually hilarious




gallows humor



                      on the pre-apocalyptic stage

Jasper

#147
May 06, 2010, 12:39:03 AM

I is for I-Doser

Do you really think some funny sounds will get you wasted?

Cramulus

#148
May 06, 2010, 12:42:37 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 06, 2010, 12:39:03 AM

I is for I-Doser

Do you really think some funny sounds will get you wasted?

no but I totally want a Cinco I-Jammer

Jasper

#149
May 06, 2010, 12:44:25 AM
If they sold it, I'd buy it.
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