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Started by Cramulus, June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM

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MMIX

#150
May 06, 2010, 01:29:15 AM

J is for

Jesus is in your bedroom - yes, we now have ChristianSexShops . . .
       http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2010/may/04/christian-sex-toys

and don't worry girls, because Jebus knows where your G-spot is . . .
and if you pray hard enough he might tell your SO
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

AFK

#151
May 06, 2010, 11:36:05 AM
Everything is out to Kill you.  Especially your kitty kat. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#152
May 06, 2010, 12:23:16 PM
L is for Libertarians

It's your fault if they kill you because you obviously didn't take enough precautions.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

AFK

#153
May 06, 2010, 01:26:09 PM
Muderous Clowns. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#154
May 06, 2010, 02:04:48 PM
Nothing, America is great, and anyone who has a problem with any of it is a filthy terrorist.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#155
May 06, 2010, 05:25:16 PM
Obama! The seekrit mooslim!!

BadBeast

#156
May 06, 2010, 05:32:19 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 06, 2010, 05:25:16 PM
Obama! The seekrit mooslim!!
P is for Principia Discordia, as in falling through the mesh, into whatever is below.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

hooplala

#157
May 06, 2010, 05:42:30 PM
Q

Quetzalcoatl!  You forgot about him, didn't you motherfucker?  He's coming, and he is pissed.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#158
May 06, 2010, 05:44:52 PM
Roger

He's out there somewhere.  Undead.  Hungry.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#159
May 06, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
S is for Semen

it's in your food because you are a consumer whore

LMNO

#160
May 06, 2010, 06:26:23 PM
T

Is for Threadjack, because the 2000 word investigation into the human condition you just spent the entire night working on is not as important as my love of cheese.

AFK

#161
May 06, 2010, 06:52:43 PM
Ukuleles.

Yes, ukuleles.

What, you don't think they are dangerous?  Why don't you ask Tiny Tim. or Don Ho.

Oh, that's right, you can't, because they are FUCKING DEAD!!!



Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

#162
May 06, 2010, 06:58:39 PM
V

Velveeta cheese.  Remember that sandwich your Aunt Bev made for you in 1982, and it was so fucking gross you had to toss it into a bush, then you came back a few days later and it was squirming with maggots?  Yeah, well the bite and half you managed to swallow is still lodged in your colon, douchebag.  Enjoy it, its been your only constant companion this entire time.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Open Bar

#163
May 06, 2010, 07:08:47 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 06, 2010, 01:29:15 AM

J is for

Jesus is in your bedroom - yes, we now have ChristianSexShops . . .
       http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2010/may/04/christian-sex-toys

and don't worry girls, because Jebus knows where your G-spot is . . .
and if you pray hard enough he might tell your SO

How did you post this and not reference the SECOND COMING?

Darth Cupcake

#164
May 06, 2010, 07:32:31 PM
W

Wanking.

Let's face it, genitals are tricksy.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.
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