Frequently asked questions..

[Doktor Howl]

So have we become the Discordian equivalent of MTV? 

Hey, that was pretty cold.

Well, then please, I would like others to answer my original question.  Isn't it a little disconcerting to think that there is this supposed norm on a the site www.principiadiscordia.com ?  It seems quite antithetical to me.  But what has been suggested in this thread so far is that PED is outside the norm because of the way she posts.  And now it has been revealed that I am outside of this norm as well.  

So what the fuck does that mean?  

It means this has been an 8 year failure.

It means that we have to accept abusive trolls as equals (or, in Cram's opinion, our superiors).  It means that the board owner has stated that he isn't a Discordian, and that those of us who are (were) aren't cool enough for his standards.  It means that this is nothing but a nit-picking site for OCD pedants.  It means maybe I should just forget all this shit, and spend more time working on my career.

Put your fucking panties back in your purse, dude. I never said anything about anyone being "cool enough" or any shit like that, at all, so fuck off if all you can do is whine about why you have to put words in my mouth.

See also

RWHN, ECH, and Cram,

Apologies for my hot-headedness today. 

I had a pound of sand up my ass that day.

[the last yatto]

what the difference between PD.commie Norm and a Pattern?

[East Coast Hustle]

So have we become the Discordian equivalent of MTV? 

Hey, that was pretty cold.

Well, then please, I would like others to answer my original question.  Isn't it a little disconcerting to think that there is this supposed norm on a the site www.principiadiscordia.com ?  It seems quite antithetical to me.  But what has been suggested in this thread so far is that PED is outside the norm because of the way she posts.  And now it has been revealed that I am outside of this norm as well. 

So what the fuck does that mean? 

It means this has been an 8 year failure.

It means that we have to accept abusive trolls as equals (or, in Cram's opinion, our superiors).  It means that the board owner has stated that he isn't a Discordian, and that those of us who are (were) aren't cool enough for his standards.  It means that this is nothing but a nit-picking site for OCD pedants.  It means maybe I should just forget all this shit, and spend more time working on my career.

Put your fucking panties back in your purse, dude. I never said anything about anyone being "cool enough" or any shit like that, at all, so fuck off if all you can do is whine about why you have to put words in my mouth.

See also

RWHN, ECH, and Cram,

Apologies for my hot-headedness today. 

I had a pound of sand up my ass that day.

No harm, no foul. I responded to your post before I saw your apology.

[PopeTom]

2.  LOOK AT MY TITS!  HOLY SHIT!  YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES, BUT CHECK OUT THESE HEADLIGHTS!  I AN KNOWN AND NOTED FOR THESE GODDAMN MAMMARIES.  WHITE KNIGHTS PLEASE TO APPLY AT STAGE DOOR! 

How am I missing this?

[Doktor Howl]

2.  LOOK AT MY TITS!  HOLY SHIT!  YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES, BUT CHECK OUT THESE HEADLIGHTS!  I AN KNOWN AND NOTED FOR THESE GODDAMN MAMMARIES.  WHITE KNIGHTS PLEASE TO APPLY AT STAGE DOOR! 

How am I missing this?

You didn't.

[PopeTom]

2.  LOOK AT MY TITS!  HOLY SHIT!  YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES, BUT CHECK OUT THESE HEADLIGHTS!  I AN KNOWN AND NOTED FOR THESE GODDAMN MAMMARIES.  WHITE KNIGHTS PLEASE TO APPLY AT STAGE DOOR! 

How am I missing this?

You didn't.

[Dimocritus]

I may have been wrong about the Cain stalking thing. PKLS and PED got confused somehow?

I can't rly search for stuff to back up my earlier statement so imma retract it.

She wished him a happy birthday, and I think she may have said a thing or two before that, but nothing that I thought would have qualified stalking.

...and you would know. Stalking is your forte. Creeper.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I may have been wrong about the Cain stalking thing. PKLS and PED got confused somehow?

I can't rly search for stuff to back up my earlier statement so imma retract it.

She wished him a happy birthday, and I think she may have said a thing or two before that, but nothing that I thought would have qualified stalking.

...and you would know. Stalking is your forte. Creeper.

Still typing too small.

[HaggisFY]

Since this topic was originally for troll questions.. First of all, excuse my lack of knowledge. I first came in contact with discordia the day before yesterday.

1. Why is (the relation between) chaos + order important?
2. What does discodianism say about the existentialistic questions? How and by who/what was the earth created? What are there after death?
3. How many discordians are there?
4. Who/ What created chaos, or has it always existsted?
5. What do discordians consider be chaos in their every day life?
How do discodianism infect your daily life?
6. Do you believe in discordianim like one can believe in christianity? Are you dead certain about Eris having the role as the christian's god?
7. Why do you relate to Eris?


If you only answer one question or answer them by linking to another page it would be quite helpful as well.

[East Coast Hustle]

1. Chaos is the raw potential that is made up of both order and disorder. Order is part of chaos, not its opposite.

2. Not much. we're more concerned with what's happening in real life.

3. It's socially crippling to openly identify one's self as a discordian, so getting an accurate count is next to impossible. But there are probably at least 50 of them in the world.

4. see answer number 1. you can't "create" chaos.

5a. Again, meaningless question given your prior misunderstanding of what "chaos" means.

5b. It doesn't, but I try to make sure that it infects alot of other peoples' daily lives. I'm helpful like that.

6 and 7. What the fuck is an "eris"? I don't think you will find too many discordians who believe in a literal deity named Eris. We try to leave that sort of idiocy to the pagans who haven't figured out what a "metaphor" is.

[Adios]

Since this topic was originally for troll questions.. First of all, excuse my lack of knowledge. I first came in contact with discordia the day before yesterday.

1. Why is (the relation between) chaos + order important?
2. What does discodianism say about the existentialistic questions? How and by who/what was the earth created? What are there after death?
3. How many discordians are there?
4. Who/ What created chaos, or has it always existsted?
5. What do discordians consider be chaos in their every day life?
How do discodianism infect your daily life?
6. Do you believe in discordianim like one can believe in christianity? Are you dead certain about Eris having the role as the christian's god?
7. Why do you relate to Eris?


If you only answer one question or answer them by linking to another page it would be quite helpful as well.

This may sound like a silly question, but do I know you?

Order and chaos are both in existence and create a natural balance.

Chaos is the keystone of any creation.

Who is Eris?

Every one alive is a Discordian.

We mock any belief system where followers blindly follow any set of dictates.

As for what Discordianism if you ask 4 Discordians you will get 5 different answers. Imagine if you will herding cats.

[hooplala]

1. Why is (the relation between) chaos + order important?
2. What does discodianism say about the existentialistic questions? How and by who/what was the earth created? What are there after death?
3. How many discordians are there?
4. Who/ What created chaos, or has it always existsted?
5. What do discordians consider be chaos in their every day life?
How do discodianism infect your daily life?
6. Do you believe in discordianim like one can believe in christianity? Are you dead certain about Eris having the role as the christian's god?
7. Why do you relate to Eris?

1.  The relationship between order and disorder are important, not order and chaos.  Chaos encapsulates both order and disorder.
2.  You are the puppetmaster pulling your own strings.  Who cares how the world was created, the point is its here now.  Death is much like it was before you were born, except you get to look forward to it.  Happy Birthday.
3.  Twelve.
4.  Alfred E. Newman.
5.  Chaos is everything and everyone you encounter; Discordianism is how you deal with it.
6.  Yes, and No.
7.  I don't relate to Eris, I avoid her.

[Adios]

Oh, and welcome to PD.com. 

[hooplala]

...wear a helmet.

[Adios]

Did we scare them off already?