Frequently asked questions..

[LMNO]

We can turn off the "YOU'RE FORCED TO LOOK" feature on this site if it would make you happier...

[Cramulus]

I finally found this thread while I wasn't at work, and was able to view the pics in question.

Cram's verdict:

[Voodoo]

nudie pics around here are impossible not to look at.  sort of the train-wrek effect.

however, every time I see a link to someone's nudie pics, I expect the link to go to a pic of a trout.

I would never have the self-confidence to post nudie pics of myself, even if I looked like these girls

[LMNO]

What if you looked like a trout?

[Chairman Risus]

That seems fairly self-explanatory. 

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

wow 
i mean,
"reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally"
wow 
cool,
soooooo cooooooooooool maaaaaaaannnn 

so niiiiice 

nnnnnn mmmmm nnnnnnnnnn 
hoooo hooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo 
hehhhh..

where are my show names,video links,band names,this, that, whatever for more entertainment rrrrrrr i want mooooorrreeeeee,
MOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i want more fuuuuuuuuuunnnnn FUUUUUNNNNNN !!!!! rrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr
iiiiiiiii caaaaant get noooooo satisfactiooooonnnn la la la laaaaaaaa LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
LAAAAA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
( and no i dont wanna go to the blueberry youtube talk,this is my house on the forum,with a biiiig big garden,all tones of green,a beautiful loooong river,purple sky,and my private psy-goa disco,with chill out session where you can sit and chat,listening to the blues,and can help yourself with a warm sandwich with some bai chai)
as ive said before,
im not a too much pc woman, at least not anymore for 5-6 years,
i stopped watchin tv and readin newspapers either,
and ive never written to any forums before,
and if theres one thing that im "trying" to do here is,
to learn this forum thing so that i can make friends with some other discordians,
there isnt too much around here you know,
and i put myself on a plate, showed u who i am,
supporting with my ridicilous and "nonesense" posts,
because i am a ridicilous person (i thought it was according to the majority  but oh well )
im a drug addict, yes,
im a nude model la la,
and i make porn videos for money,too,
thing is, i dont need to work too much or do hardcore stuff caus im cute,
and im completely insane.
fair enough for me, i love myself and im happy 

i read a lot, party even more, travel around, make friends, see and feel more of our beautiful lady,
im not "trying" to be cool,
im not "trying" to be intelligent,
im not even trying anymore 
should i?
why?

eris is with me,
she's shown me so much,
much more than i could ever imagine,

i am goddess' princess,
i am goddess herself,
the most fantastic dream,
the suckiest meal youve ever had 

so visit and chat whenever you want some "nonesense"
life is long, beautiful, always good to have madly good people around,
who knows, who knows, eris knows, does she? uhmm 
anyways,

in the name of a real good time,
gooddays, goddess bless,
love to all, hail eris yes!

[AFK]

Entertainment?

Hmm, have you listened to any of my music yet?  Give that a try, click the links in my sig. 

[East Coast Hustle]

wow 
i mean,
"reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally"
wow 
cool,
soooooo cooooooooooool maaaaaaaannnn 

so niiiiice 

nnnnnn mmmmm nnnnnnnnnn 
hoooo hooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo 
hehhhh..

where are my show names,video links,band names,this, that, whatever for more entertainment rrrrrrr i want mooooorrreeeeee,
MOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i want more fuuuuuuuuuunnnnn FUUUUUNNNNNN !!!!! rrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr
iiiiiiiii caaaaant get noooooo satisfactiooooonnnn la la la laaaaaaaa LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
LAAAAA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
( and no i dont wanna go to the blueberry youtube talk,this is my house on the forum,with a biiiig big garden,all tones of green,a beautiful loooong river,purple sky,and my private psy-goa disco,with chill out session where you can sit and chat,listening to the blues,and can help yourself with a warm sandwich with some bai chai)
as ive said before,
im not a too much pc woman, at least not anymore for 5-6 years,
i stopped watchin tv and readin newspapers either,
and ive never written to any forums before,
and if theres one thing that im "trying" to do here is,
to learn this forum thing so that i can make friends with some other discordians,
there isnt too much around here you know,
and i put myself on a plate, showed u who i am,
supporting with my ridicilous and "nonesense" posts,
because i am a ridicilous person (i thought it was according to the majority  but oh well )
im a drug addict, yes,
im a nude model la la,
and i make porn videos for money,too,
thing is, i dont need to work too much or do hardcore stuff caus im cute,
and im completely insane.
fair enough for me, i love myself and im happy 

i read a lot, party even more, travel around, make friends, see and feel more of our beautiful lady,
im not "trying" to be cool,
im not "trying" to be intelligent,
im not even trying anymore 
should i?
why?

eris is with me,
she's shown me so much,
much more than i could ever imagine,

i am goddess' princess,
i am goddess herself,
the most fantastic dream,
the suckiest meal youve ever had 

so visit and chat whenever you want some "nonesense"
life is long, beautiful, always good to have madly good people around,
who knows, who knows, eris knows, does she? uhmm 
anyways,

in the name of a real good time,
gooddays, goddess bless,
love to all, hail eris yes!

if you had left out the part in bold, this would have been a reasonable post.

protip: most of us are totally cool with randomness and weirdness for its own sake, but (and this is coming from a stoner) drug-addled ramblings serve no purpose here except to potentially alienate you from other posters and make people less inclined to read anything you write. If you write something while baked out of your gourd, try waiting a few hours and then see if it's still as interesting as you first though BEFORE you click the "post" button.

also, more noodz plz.

[Cramulus]

as ive said before,
im not a too much pc woman, at least not anymore for 5-6 years,
i stopped watchin tv and readin newspapers either,
and ive never written to any forums before,
and if theres one thing that im "trying" to do here is,
to learn this forum thing so that i can make friends with some other discordians,

Word, that's cool. You might want to sniff around the forums a bit more, as there's TONS of discussion about good books, good movies, cool websites, ongoing projects, pranks, mindfucks, and good old fashioned smalltalk.

there isnt too much around here you know,
and i put myself on a plate, showed u who i am,
supporting with my ridicilous and "nonesense" posts,
because i am a ridicilous person (i thought it was according to the majority  but oh well )

I've always found that the weirdest weird is disguised as the normal. It's like going to the supermarket, and everyone around you is the weirdest person you've ever seen, but you're right smack dab in the middle of everything. (That was the grocery store last night for me - you feel like you're walking through this collage of these weird little moments in these other people's lives, and then you realize that you've been singing out loud to yourself, and you're very much a part of the weird.)

but anyway, you'll find that a lot of the folks here at PD are not what you'd typically "expect" of Discordians.
My new roommate, this girl I went to college with, was astounded that Discordians actually organize themselves to do shit. "Isn't the point to be Disorganized?"

well yes,
but then you'd be missing the point. dig?

[Voodoo]

i read a lot, party even more, travel around, make friends, see and feel more of our beautiful lady,
im not "trying" to be cool,
im not "trying" to be intelligent,
im not even trying anymore 
should i?
why?

you are in the right place.

and most of us don't care about any of the other stuff and/or fit into the same categories (or worse).

i'm sure you've noticed that this forum also tends to have a fucked up sense of humor (see below).  you either get it or you don't, but i bet you do.

also, more noodz plz.

the only tip I have is jump in.

[LMNO]

Can I make a request not to see ECH naked?



kthnx.

[Cramulus]

We've been over this.

We can't turn off the "YOU'RE FORCED TO LOOK" feature on this site.

[hooplala]

Uh oh... I've been telling people we could. 

[LMNO]

Oh, hell.



Prepare for Horrormirth.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Can I make a request not to see ECH naked?



kthnx.

No.