Frequently asked questions..

[Elder Iptuous]

I think the only compilation of PD nudes exists on Cram's hard drive.

that fucking judas is holding out on us, eh?!

[Doktor Howl]

Dear Calamity Nigel and E.O.T,
your avatars are very ugly.
are you ugly too?

yours sincerely,

love purpleris, kffc

Oh, yeah, I forgot you were a neo-Nazi.   

[Elder Iptuous]

Dear Calamity Nigel and E.O.T,
your avatars are very ugly.
are you ugly too?

yours sincerely,

love purpleris, kffc

Oh, yeah, I forgot you were a neo-Nazi.   

nazi stripper?
was there some thread about that before?  sounds real familiar.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, is anyone still questioning why I hate the little tard?

Plus, she looks like a Gelfling.

[Cramulus]

I think the only compilation of PD nudes exists on Cram's hard drive.

that fucking judas is holding out on us, eh?!

I am a diligent archivist.

For example, here's nigel's tits (NSFW), which she posted once in 2007. They were only on the board for ten minutes before she edited the post.

[Elder Iptuous]

yeah, yeah.
i've seen Nigel's boobs... 
i want the whole enchilada.  the entire PD smut box....

[Telarus]

So, is anyone still questioning why I hate the little tard?

Plus, she looks like a Gelfling.

HEY! I resemble that remark. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, is anyone still questioning why I hate the little tard?

Plus, she looks like a Gelfling.

HEY! I resemble that remark. 

Wait... I thought I saw a picture of you, and I don't recall you looking like a Gelfling...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think the only compilation of PD nudes exists on Cram's hard drive.

that fucking judas is holding out on us, eh?!

I am a diligent archivist.

For example, here's nigel's tits (NSFW), which she posted once in 2007. They were only on the board for ten minutes before she edited the post.

[Telarus]

I've had multiple dark crystal fans(girls) independently nickname me 'gelfling' back when my hair was long enough to tie back/let down.....

[the last yatto]

Plus, she looks like a Gelfling.

i think the attempt is
23 skidoo

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

For a person with just 90 postcount, she sure has made some controversy, but then again, this explains it in part.

ahahhhahhah HAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

AHHHHHH MY LOVELY GODDESS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

and thanks to you brother / sister!
you gave me a wiiiiiide smile!

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

So, is anyone still questioning why I hate the little tard?

Plus, she looks like a Gelfling.

you look like a lemur bitch !

[hooplala]

So, is anyone still questioning why I hate the little tard?

Plus, she looks like a Gelfling.

you look like a lemur bitch !

In which way does Nigel resemble a lemur?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, is anyone still questioning why I hate the little tard?

Plus, she looks like a Gelfling.

you look like a lemur bitch !

I didn't even know lemurs had bitches.