Frequently asked questions..

[Doktor Howl]

and involving dildos, presumably....

Burrowing Dildos, that will carry their payload of DOOM to the very center of the Earth!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Elder Iptuous]

Take it, Mother Earth, you slut!

[Doktor Howl]

Take it, Mother Earth, you slut!

Judging from the last 200 years, she prefers to be defecated on.

[Elder Iptuous]

she's pining for something different, based on the moaning and groaning as of late....

Ready the Doom Dildos!

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

Some call them the blacks, the reds, the purples..
But when ya get through,
It's the old-fashioned country blues, ehh?

[Doktor Howl]

What, is it asshole day today?

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

I AM THE FOUNDER OF FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

seems more like statements then questions

I bet the little Gelfling thinks that I will forget.

I am old, but I won't forget. Also, I take a certain delight in knowing that by the time she is my age, all she has that she values of herself will be withered and unpleasant, while I, who values my appearance little by comparison to my other assets, will still be a hot ethnic mama. A gray-haired hot ethnic mama, but still hotter in my old age than she has ever been in her prime. Also my tits are better at my age, after 3 kids, than hers, and hers are as good right now as they ever could be. It's all downhill from here for the little slanket. Plus, what is up with the white-girl flat-ass? That's just SAD.

Hot Aryan guys will still yearn to get into my tight little brown piece long after her pitiful inbred white ass has turned into a pasty undesirable mass of fat and wrinkles. And oh, how I love converting pureblood white Aryan boys from the error of their ignorant ways!

I say this to bait her, and I know, and she knows. But she is stupid and will respond anyway, because she can't help it.

you hate me?

youre sure im stupid?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah?

i dont even know you dude! 

man!

youve gotta be miserable..

[Doktor Howl]

youve gotta be miserable..

I don't see any evidence of that. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What, is it asshole day today?

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It does kinda seem that way.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AM THE FOUNDER OF FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

seems more like statements then questions

I bet the little Gelfling thinks that I will forget.

I am old, but I won't forget. Also, I take a certain delight in knowing that by the time she is my age, all she has that she values of herself will be withered and unpleasant, while I, who values my appearance little by comparison to my other assets, will still be a hot ethnic mama. A gray-haired hot ethnic mama, but still hotter in my old age than she has ever been in her prime. Also my tits are better at my age, after 3 kids, than hers, and hers are as good right now as they ever could be. It's all downhill from here for the little slanket. Plus, what is up with the white-girl flat-ass? That's just SAD.

Hot Aryan guys will still yearn to get into my tight little brown piece long after her pitiful inbred white ass has turned into a pasty undesirable mass of fat and wrinkles. And oh, how I love converting pureblood white Aryan boys from the error of their ignorant ways!

I say this to bait her, and I know, and she knows. But she is stupid and will respond anyway, because she can't help it.

you hate me?

youre sure im stupid?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah?

i dont even know you dude! 

man!

youve gotta be miserable..

See? You responded.

Why do you think not being white makes people miserable? I haven't observed that effect, personally.

[Mangrove]

Why do you think not being white makes people miserable? I haven't observed that effect, personally.

Haven't you heard of the quantum melanin effect? When you look at your own skin, it isn't a big deal but it is to everyone else.*





*By everyone else, I mean morons.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

Bad boys bad boys,
whatcha gonna do,
whatcha gonna do when they come for yoo ?

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

Bad gals,
bad boys,
whatcha gonna do,
whatcha gonna do
when she comes for you?

[Doktor Howl]

Why do we get all the meth heads?

[Elder Iptuous]

GPE,
there's this 'modify' button that you can see on your posts.
it allows you to edit a post if you make an error in it.
if you use it fast enough, you can avoid the embarrassment of having people see a horribly misguided post such as your previous one, by replacing it with some gem, such as your second one.