Frequently asked questions..

[Raphaella]

My Fictitious Penis just got shot down... I am so hurt . At least it still has a chance with East Cost Hustle. 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?

Cause you haven't seen me, baby.

Some Discordians are fatasses, some are skinny asses, some are bubbleasses and some are just asses. It takes all sorts of asses for Eris' Donkey Show!

Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other". 

Well, this board thrives on fighting... ya know Discord... Confusion... Chaos. It works for some, doesn't work for others. In the end we're still all monkeys with robot programming and monkeys with robot programming are programmed to shit on those who don't agree... think of it as Virtual Shit, thank goddess we don't have Smell-o-Vision!!!

Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..

Some people forget that every man, woman and child is a real Discordian. Sometimes, people think that 'Real Discordians' can't argue and fight with each other... but that seems silly. Some people fight with each other... all people are Discordian Popes... thus people that fight are still HOLEE-POEE. Sometimes, people think that "Real Discordians" must be doing something entirely unique, or based on something brand new, rather than something old. Yet, they too forget that everyone is a goddess-damned Child of She What Done It All. But, even those that forget, one way or another, are still Erisian, are they not?

Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway

Of course she accepts loosers... who do you think we stick out on the front lines as fodder? Every Child O Eris is precious, either as an Agent of Discord, or something useful to burn in the fire.  Igne N00bus Renovatur Integra

Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be? 

They are lame because they follow after Bob and do not realize that Bob was only the messenger of Eris. Fnord.

5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange?

This is false, unless you also eat oranges and drink orange kool-aid.


In conclusion, oh Purple Erisl, Namesake of the Cosmic Bitch, I give you this to consider:

I wonder what she'd say,
if she happened by today,
and saw us in our rituals of life?
Would she think we're doing well,
in our own chaotic hell,
or would she decide to add a little strife?

There's Erisians on the net,
who are trying, you can bet,
to spread those words of chaos writ by Mal.
But Discordians, you know,
might aim an extra blow,
at their brothers and their sisters of the Chao.

I have seen the common spat,
regarding this and that,
and who and what and where and why and how.
And in the orgy of the fray,
we oft forget our way,
and might spill our bitter tea upon our towel.

So I wonder what she'd say,
if she happened through this way,
and stopped to see the madness we had wrought.
I think she'd laugh the most,
and head back home to boast,
about the way in which her Children fought.



Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Hail Hail! Hail Yes!

Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Chatterer of the Words of Eris
Muncher of the ChaoAcorn
POEE of The Great Googlie Mooglie Cabal

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

 
you happy now? huh? happy?
you made me cry  hope youre aaaaall happy! im goin away and never comin back ok? be happy

hahahahahahaha hohohohohohoh  my goddess whats a "CITATION" duuuuuuuude? 
please accept my apologies for bein ignorant and a "short term" member (and for my bad english too) so i might act like a complete r-tard until i reach the wise stage of havin five million posts. 

Who cares?

well,
nobody does..probably thats why it was in the "unnecesary informations encyclopedia"
but i read it and thought it was incredibly unnecesary so put it here. 

My Fictitious Penis just got shot down… I am so hurt . At least it still has a chance with East Cost Hustle. 

thats really very nice to hear brother, so happy for you 

[Thurnez Isa]

you happy now? huh? happy?
you made me cry  hope youre aaaaall happy! im goin away and never comin back ok? be happy

now you made me cry
<--- real tears, srlsy

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

you happy now? huh? happy?
you made me cry  hope youre aaaaall happy! im goin away and never comin back ok? be happy

hahahahahahaha hohohohohohoh  my goddess whats a "CITATION" duuuuuuuude? 
please accept my apologies for bein ignorant and a "short term" member (and for my bad english too) so i might act like a complete r-tard until i reach the wise stage of havin five million posts. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

3. Sometimes new people such as yourself come on the board and immediately, such as you are doing in this post, tell the long-term members here that we're doin' it wrong, and proceed from there to tell us how to be "Real Discordians". Nobody likes it. Please stop.

ahaha i just said "whats up with this real or fake discrodian bull" and you tell me to stop tellin you how to be a real one 

No, I explained that what is up with it is that new people will often come on the board and DO WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE:

Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?

and dont start with that shit, "come on the board,immediately,and mess with LONG TERM  members here,
its a fuckin board for goddess'sake and just caus i dont have 5 million posts, it doesnt make me a SHORT TERM nor a "LESS" discordian than you my brother ehh?

I didn't say that. I said that new people come on here and, if the people who are already here aren't acting as they believe Real Discordians (tm) ought to behave, they try and TELL us how to be Real Discordians(tm). You want to read into it that I'm saying people who have been here longer are Really Realler Discordians, go ahead. That's the exact opposite of what I'm actually saying, though. Around here, we use the term "Real Discordian" sarcastically, because everyone does it their own way and none is more "real" than the others.

or is this the golden forum of discord that everybody wants to have for their own or somethin?  wtf? 

Sweet merciful fuck you're an idiot. I'm sorry I wasted my time answering you seriously. Fuck off and die, asshole.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Sweet merciful fuck you're an idiot. I'm sorry I wasted my time answering you seriously. Fuck off and die, asshole.

Oh Lady Eris, you've gone and pissed off Nigel, that requires a lot of...

well, nah, it doesn't take much to get her riled so I guess it isn't all that noteworthy... 

[LMNO]

hahahahahahaha hohohohohohoh  my goddess whats a "CITATION" duuuuuuuude? 

Are you new to the Internet?

Forget it; it's another inside joke of which only several million people get the reference.

please accept my apologies for bein ignorant and a "short term" member (and for my bad english too) so i might act like a complete r-tard until i reach the wise stage of havin five million posts. 

Ok.  please accept my apologies for continuing to treat you as such.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sweet merciful fuck you're an idiot. I'm sorry I wasted my time answering you seriously. Fuck off and die, asshole.

Oh Lady Eris, you've gone and pissed off Nigel, that requires a lot of...

well, nah, it doesn't take much to get her riled so I guess it isn't all that noteworthy... 

Normally I'm serene and welcoming. Lately I've been cranky as fuck though.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Sweet merciful fuck you're an idiot. I'm sorry I wasted my time answering you seriously. Fuck off and die, asshole.

Oh Lady Eris, you've gone and pissed off Nigel, that requires a lot of...

well, nah, it doesn't take much to get her riled so I guess it isn't all that noteworthy... 

Normally I'm serene and welcoming. Lately I've been cranky as fuck though.

Yeah, you need an orgy or something. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

SRSLY! 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

SRSLY! 

Damn Washington State for being so far away!!!

[Chairman Risus]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

SRSLY! 

Damn Washington State for being so far away!!!

Far away from Oregon? FUCK YES! Damn that state!

Actually it's only a 15-minute drive to Vancouver.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

SRSLY! 

Damn Washington State for being so far away!!!

Far away from Oregon? FUCK YES! Damn that state!

Actually it's only a 15-minute drive to Vancouver.

Oregon, Washington meh, its all the same....