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Started by Purpleris Niaiseris, June 08, 2008, 11:24:23 AM

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hooplala

Why not simply do what actual porn movies do?  Use GarageBand.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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Hey thanks - I needed music like this!!
I used to think normal was normal. Then, as time moved on, I used to pretend normal was normal, you know, just smile & nod my head a lot. Then when I realized me being abnormal was completely normal, well, I still smile & nod my head a lot, but now will occasionally smack a random person in the street.

Purpleris Niaiseris

merci beacoup !
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
sweetnites, goddess bless...
:)
Fig leaves belong on the trees.

Purpleris Niaiseris

Mommy... Can I go out to kill tonite? I feel, I feel like takin' a Life..
Fig leaves belong on the trees.

Malcoid the Malcontent

Quote from: GoddesS PurpleriS  "Καλλίστη" on December 13, 2008, 08:56:17 PM
Mommy... Can I go out to kill tonite? I feel, I feel like takin' a Life..


I am so in love with Ms. Kitten.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: revidc on December 14, 2008, 07:54:48 AM
A really really real discordian joint is the kind that the roach falls out in your mouth, splits open halfway down, burns down your house, anally rapes you and kills your parents, then proceeds to tell you that it has The AIDS (TM), and steals your shoes.

As for your questions,

1. Fuck you. That's why.
2. For fun & profit.
3. [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION] You need to be at least a level 14 Code Blue to receive this wisdom. Please try again.
4. The Sub-G's ... why they are just a bunch of Psyonetiks wannabees ...., although their website is rather better than your own, so, uh ... go put some clothes on. Does your mother know you are cavorting round the intardnets with no knickers on? You'll catch a cold you know.
5. Yes. Then you die. A rather horrid death. Carrotine poising not a good way to go. It got 'ol Bugs in the end you know.

Glad to help clear up some of the deeper mysteries of pd.com for ya. Now go put on some socks.


Thank you for having the Hate instead of the "yay boobehs".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Purpleris Niaiseris

goddess' adventures

season 5 episode 23

There was no more beer, no more tobacco left.
Being super hardcore broke, one more time with pride, felt like pasta and/or rice were running through my veins.
It was only 1 am and we were already the highest degree pilots on our penta color, multi-functional spaceships..
But thou we were the duck kingzz and we could do anythingzzz, we werent so sure if we had enough inner and outer peace left to full-fill our weak desires, such as some smokes and beers. 
We both knew it..
Something had to be done.
season 5 episode 23
There was no more beer, no more tobacco left.
Being super hardcore broke, one more time with pride, felt like pasta and/or rice were running through my veins.
It was only 1 am and we were already the highest degree pilots on our penta color, multi-functional spaceships..
But thou we were the duck kingzz and we could do anythingzzz, we werent so sure if we had enough inner and outer peace left to full-fill our weak desires, such as some smokes and beers. 
We both knew it..
Something had to be done.
season 5 episode 23
There was no more beer, no more tobacco left.
Being super hardcore broke, one more time with pride, felt like pasta and/or rice were running through my veins.
It was only 1 am and we were already the highest degree pilots on our penta color, multi-functional spaceships..
But thou we were the duck kingzz and we could do anythingzzz, we werent so sure if we had enough inner and outer peace left to full-fill our weak desires, such as some smokes and beers. 
We both knew it..
Something had to be done. 
was begging an option?

Either we were gonna sacrifice our wild little kitty Sauvage for  Miss Discordia, and after feed it to our neighbour's cat, for no other reason than being fucked up and incredibly stupid,  Or we were gonna fly to the center with our super cool spaceships to see if we could catch up with her. If she's not already wasted, who knows, she might even offer us some drinks, and no doubts she has some yummie grass again.
So, me Super Nasty Reverend PurplePisS a.k.a Goddess Purpleris, KSLSD and my only Minion Kichino Mon Petite Lapa Blank Pokemon Love a.k.a 121, gently flew outside, respecting the environment, loving the nature, picking our noses with pleasure.
i cannot create anymore! im gonna shit in this episode too damn it!
im goin to bed with my pokemon.
the episode ends zooming into one of our nostrils, and gets lost in the mucus.
Either we were gonna sacrifice our wild little kitty Sauvage for  Miss Discordia, and after feed it to our neighbour's cat, for no other reason than being fucked up and incredibly stupid,  Or we were gonna fly to the center with our super cool spaceships to see if we could catch up with her. If she's not already wasted, who knows, she might even offer us some drinks, and no doubts she has some yummie grass again.
So, me Super Nasty Reverend PurplePisS a.k.a Goddess Purpleris, KSLSD and my only Minion Kichino Mon Petite Lapa Blank Pokemon Love a.k.a 121, gently flew outside, respecting the environment, loving the nature, picking our noses with pleasure.
i cannot create anymore! im gonna shit in this episode too damn it!
im goin to bed with my pokemon.
the episode ends zooming into one of our nostrils, and gets lost in the mucus.
Either we were gonna sacrifice our wild little kitty Sauvage for  Miss Discordia, and after feed it to our neighbour's cat, for no other reason than being fucked up and incredibly stupid,  Or we were gonna fly to the center with our super cool spaceships to see if we could catch up with her. If she's not already wasted, who knows, she might even offer us some drinks, and no doubts she has some yummie grass again.
So, me Super Nasty Reverend PurplePisS a.k.a Goddess Purpleris, KSLSD and my only Minion Kichino Mon Petite Lapa Blank Pokemon Love a.k.a 121, gently flew outside, respecting the environment, loving the nature, picking our noses with pleasure.
i cannot create anymore! im gonna shit in this episode too damn it!
im goin to bed with my pokemon.
the episode ends zooming into one of our nostrils, and gets lost in the mucus.


ta taaaaaaaa

greetz bros, sisssssss,

kiss kissssssss

hail eris!
Fig leaves belong on the trees.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Messier Undertree

I thought hoped she had died or something.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Idiot