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Started by AFK, June 10, 2008, 02:24:35 PM

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AFK

June 10, 2008, 02:24:35 PM
You gonna die!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

#1
June 10, 2008, 02:37:11 PM
Many restaurants won't even purchase them right now.

Killer Ketchup, salsa, tacos, .................. Damn, it's an empty world without tomatoes.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#2
June 10, 2008, 02:39:24 PM
I didn't realize how many we ate until this week.  We eat tomatoes every day, either sliced or in salad and such.  I want my tomatoes back!! :argh!:

AFK

#3
June 10, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
They's full of killer salmons!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#4
June 10, 2008, 03:21:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 10, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
They's full of killer salmons!
ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey.

Richter

#5
June 10, 2008, 03:23:02 PM
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
June 10, 2008, 05:05:55 PM
What's going on with tomatoes?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#7
June 10, 2008, 05:09:47 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#8
June 10, 2008, 05:13:51 PM
:(  My kids were very put out last night that I threw them away after chopping them and getting ready to put them in our guacamole.  They were flabbergasted I'd do so just because the NEWS said to.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
June 10, 2008, 05:40:17 PM
"...and homegrown tomatoes are likely not the source of the outbreak, federal officials said."

They had to say this?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#10
June 10, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
It's Tomato Terrorism.  Flee, flee for your lives!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#11
June 10, 2008, 05:55:49 PM Last Edit: June 11, 2008, 12:41:13 PM by Richter
Insufficient data.  167 cases out of how many who ate these tainted tomatoes?  (Including me)

Edit: Fix't to prove not sick
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#12
June 10, 2008, 06:23:11 PM
Hmm, does salmonella poisoning cause typos?   :wink:
You might want to see a doctor. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#13
June 10, 2008, 06:36:26 PM
 :argh!:

Heh :)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#14
June 10, 2008, 06:54:14 PM
Umm, try again.   :D
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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