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Started by Suu, June 11, 2008, 07:43:59 PM

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Suu

June 11, 2008, 07:43:59 PM
 :argh!:

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Richter

#1
June 11, 2008, 07:48:05 PM
Damn, you're right.  I won't be able to get any with lunch today :tgrr:

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Suu

#2
June 11, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
One fucking restaurant doesn't wash their veggies and we take the hit? Fuck this!

WASH YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#3
June 11, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
It's times like this that I am glad we grow our own tomatos...

Oh yeah, that's right... I decided to be lazy and not plant a garden this year.  :cry:
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Suu

#4
June 11, 2008, 07:58:29 PM
My friend just told me that he's growing tomatoes, cukes, and peppers, so I should have some soon.  :fap:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#5
June 11, 2008, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 11, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
One fucking restaurant doesn't wash their veggies and we take the hit? Fuck this!

WASH YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!

No, it's because the Food and Drug Administration doesn't actually have any power to Administer Food.  Stupidest name ever for an agency. 
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BADGE OF HONOR

#6
June 11, 2008, 08:10:08 PM
It's probably like the spinach thing, where the water inside the actual plant was tainted, thus washing does shit-all.  You should bitch about tainted groundwater (probably from feedlots or meatpacking plants) instead.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Suu

#7
June 11, 2008, 08:16:21 PM
I did that enough in Providence when I got e. coli from the tap.  :argh!:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#8
June 11, 2008, 09:10:53 PM
Ok, Al Capone's, the hole in the wall Italian joint, DID have tomatoes.   :D
I told them they were very sensible, not to toss their veggies jsut to play up to the panic.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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BADGE OF HONOR

#9
June 11, 2008, 09:15:07 PM
I'm pretty sure cooking kills salmonella.   :|
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Suu

#10
June 11, 2008, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 11, 2008, 09:15:07 PM
I'm pretty sure cooking kills salmonella.   :|

Last I checked it did.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

#11
June 11, 2008, 09:37:29 PM
That reminds me...Italian food.  Mmmmmmmm.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
June 11, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
My issue is you have to find a fucking tomato to buy before you acan cook the sucker.  They have cleared the shelves at every grocery in town.

WTF?

:argh!:

BADGE OF HONOR

#13
June 11, 2008, 10:33:41 PM
They don't want to get sued for selling tainted food.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

greyseraph

#14
June 11, 2008, 11:51:40 PM
Thank god I was stockpiling enough canned tomatoes to make it through nuclear winter! Now to make some ketchup and sell it for $10 a bottle while the tomato prohibition is still in affect.
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