Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 20, 2008, 01:07:12 AM

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Quote from: Payne on June 20, 2008, 01:18:02 AM
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Hey there.  That's my former Senator you are sassin. 

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Holy shit.

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You mother fuckers are smoking weed and not giving me any.....

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