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Suu, this is your chance to seize power

Started by Cain, September 06, 2009, 03:00:18 PM

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Cain

http://wonkette.com/410685/rhode-island-to-take-unpaid-vacation-for-a-while

As an astude student of African coups, I can tell you that staging a coup while the executive is on holiday is the best time ever.  Usually while they are abroad, but this will do.

Secondly, as a former member of the Armed Forces, your chances of success are further increased.

Finally, the unemployment just means you will have more child soldiers to arm, so you can deploy them on the streets of Providence to shoot counterrevolutionary elements.

The time is right.  Strike while the iron is hot!

Suu

Trust me. It's on liek Red Chowdah.

If not, a public lynching of Don Carcieri is coming VERY soon, because not only is he the governor who came up with this bright idea, but he's also the last standing republican in a public office here.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."