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Started by Suu, June 21, 2008, 05:26:55 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 09:20:48 PM
Fuck the terrorists!

Well, okay, but I'm gonna need a blindfold.


Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 09:20:48 PM
I have decided I'm not going below 140, if that's any consolation. At 140 I was a solid B. That way I don't have to replace all of my VC bras.

Yes, I am 5'3" and yes, 140 is comfortably slim for me. I am apparently built "meaty".

Cool, I don't dig the Auschwitz look.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 03, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*

Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?



:cry:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ratatosk on September 03, 2009, 10:11:48 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 03, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*

Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?



:cry:

Your job blows chunks.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 10:13:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 03, 2009, 10:11:48 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 03, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*

Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?



:cry:

Your job blows chunks.   :argh!:

I do not disagree... though the bonus I just got was nice... not nice enough to cover the inanity, but nice.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Corvidia

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 11:29:32 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on October 24, 2008, 02:36:55 AM
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.

I know that feeling well. Im a 32E and i hate buying underwear, its really tricksy to find stuff in my size, let alone affordable and attractive.. also I'm 5ft3.
I'm about five inches taller and two cups under, but I feel ya! IMPOSSIBLE to find bras...when I get money again, I'm going to raid the VC on the other side of town. I have reliable information that says they have them!
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

Bras = so overrated.  But I know still necessary for some with back pain.  Bob bless the shelf in the tank and the thick undershirt-tanks that are so in fasion atm.  Been braless all day, and damn I'm grateful.

Sir Squid Diddimus

I don't need bras I just wear em cause I don't want my shit to look like fried eggs on a nail when I'm old.
Keep em perky, ya know?

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Alethias

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Well, this will be a good thing to discuss tonight.

The Boy: So, how was work today sweetie?
Me: Oh, you know, good. Boring, except where I contemplated frosting my nipples like cupcakes.
The Boy: *brain breaks*
That ought to be ----->
The Boy:  You want Chocolate, Vanilla or Strawberry? *whips up a batch of cupcake frosting*

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Squid on September 05, 2009, 07:35:37 AM
I don't need bras I just wear em cause I don't want my shit to look like fried eggs on a nail when I'm old.
Keep em perky, ya know?

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."