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ATTN: everyone who eats in restaurants

Started by East Coast Hustle, June 26, 2008, 03:35:45 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#90
July 10, 2008, 07:41:23 PM
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 10, 2008, 07:40:19 PM
Usually I get slapped when I ask my wife for her sauce in a restaurant. 

Wow, public S&M?!
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Triple Zero

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July 10, 2008, 08:45:53 PM
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 10, 2008, 07:40:19 PM
Usually I get slapped when I ask my wife for her sauce in a restaurant. 

does she slap you on the side, though?
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#92
July 10, 2008, 08:52:28 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 10, 2008, 08:45:53 PM
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 10, 2008, 07:40:19 PM
Usually I get slapped when I ask my wife for her sauce in a restaurant. 

does she slap you on the side, though?

Yes, but she always refuses my requests for extra.  Tease. 
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Payne

#93
July 10, 2008, 09:02:09 PM
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 10, 2008, 08:52:28 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 10, 2008, 08:45:53 PM
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 10, 2008, 07:40:19 PM
Usually I get slapped when I ask my wife for her sauce in a restaurant. 

does she slap you on the side, though?

Yes, but she always refuses my requests for extra.  Tease. 

That covers the sauce.... But what about the dressing?

AFK

#94
July 10, 2008, 09:09:06 PM
French, naturally. 
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Payne

#95
July 10, 2008, 09:09:41 PM

AFK

#96
July 10, 2008, 09:11:04 PM
She generally doesn't like me talking about or paying attention to the buns.  Which I cannot understand because I find them quite scrumptious.  Okay, I, uh, think I need to go, uh...  :fap:
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Dysnomia

#97
July 11, 2008, 05:59:40 AM
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 10, 2008, 07:40:19 PM
Usually I get slapped when I ask my wife for her sauce in a restaurant. 

well she should!  You are in a public place for pete's sake!!!
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