Indecision 08 Wingnut thread

[fomenter]

donation fraud in election, found in (you guessed it) Obama campaign
http://www.dcexaminer.com/opinion/FEC_Should_Begin_Obama_Audit_Now.html

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Republicans must really hate the fact that it's this late in the race, and this crap is all they have to scrape from the bottom of the barrel. If there was anything that actually means anything to throw at Obama, I'm sure we'd have heard it by now.

McCain's only hope now is that Osama bin Laden comes up with a video endorsing Obama like he did for Kerry in 2004. And even that should be easy enough to spin -- "Oh yeah, that guy would have been dead by now if the Republicans knew what they were doing."

[Cain]

Incidentally, what's the scoop with Obama and ACORN?

ACORN is a central hub of the Illuminati organization in North America, and has provided terrorist training (in the form of voter registration) to thousands of militant Stalinists (read: black people).

[Cain]

POST DEBATE SPECIAL


FOX NEWS - Speculation continues to rise that Colin Powell will endorse Obama - not based on any real evidence, except the fact that Powell is a black man who does black things with other black people.

NATIONAL REVIEW ONLINE/MARK STEYN (pronounced "Stein" not "Stain") - McCain would have won the debate if only he had unleashed his inner insanity.

JOHN MCCAIN, VIA YOUTUBE - My immiment pwning is all the fault of the Illuminati agents that run ACORN.

The Poor Man Institute - Um, there's probably someone who had a weirder debate performance.  Somewhere.  In the olden days, before not being a fucking crazy person was invented.  Probably.

TEAM SARAH PALIN - staying classy with a classic image of Obama as an out of work street bum washing Sarah Palin's shoes.

TOWNHALL.COM - We are unfamiliar with the Ohio State Flag

ABC POLITICAL PUNCH - Shock breaking news, wingnuts taken in by an obvious hoax.  Next on ABC: questions raised abouting shitting habits of bears.

NATIONAL REVIEW ONLINE/JOHAN "PANTY DOUGHLOAD" GOLDBERG - if you strike us down, Darth Kos, the conservative movement shall become more powerfully insane than you can possibly imagine

[LMNO]

Excellent distillation!

[AFK]

BTW, Colin Powell has also been defending Ted Stevens and his legal troubles.  I'm not sure Obama really needs that stink in his corner. 

http://aprn.org/2008/10/10/colin-powell-testifies-in-support-of-ted-stevens/

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell says Alaska Senator Ted Stevens' reputation for integrity and truth is "sterling."  The four-star general testified today as a character witness in Stevens' federal trial.  Alaska's senior Senator faces seven felony counts of lying on his financial disclosure forms.  He's accused of taking more than $250,000 in gifts, mostly from oil field services company Veco.

Poor Colin, he's only getting nuttier with age. 

[Iason Ouabache]

Colin Powell is hanging out with old white men! This obviously means that he's about to endorse McCain!
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[LMNO]

Oh, you bitch:  Palin panders to Red Sox Nation (and the Drays, too).

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/10/after-toasting.html

"New Hampshire, I gotta tell ya, I am looking forward to the debate tonight right here in Red Sox Nation," Palin said to roaring approval from the crowd, many of them decked out in Red Sox gear. "We're just 20 days out from the election and it's gonna come right down to the wire, and we're counting on you because Red Sox fans know how to turn an underdog into a victor, and that's exactly what you can help us do on November Fourth!"

While Palin's support for the Red Sox could be seen as noble support for the underdog as they stand on the brink of elimination, there's just one problem with her remarks: Palin made nearly identical comments in Florida last week in praise of the Tampa Bay Rays. At a rally in Clearwater, Florida last Monday, Palin had spoken glowingly of the Rays, who won the AL East division this year for the first time – a division title that has been in the sole possession of either the Red Sox or New York Yankees since 1997.

"It's great to be here in the home of the Tampa Bay Rays too. I know that earlier some of the experts this year were kind of tough on the Rays. I've been there," Palin said, drawing laughs from the Tampa-area crowd.

"But what a difference a season can make, and now the Rays in the playoffs for the first time ever," Palin continued. "So Florida knows a little something about turning an underdog into a victor, and together that's what we can do."

[Suu]

Fuck that. It sounds like she needs a new speech writer.

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BASEBALL, WOMAN! GO BACK TO HOCKEY! 

I heard she got booed when she dropped the puck at an NHL game.

[AFK]

Unfortunately, geography continues to be a bitch for Palin.  At that rally in New Hampshire she referred to the region as The Great Northwest. 

ATTN Palin:  Here's a little ditty that might help you, Never Eat Shredded Wheat. 

[Suu]

I love how the Repubs love to circumvent Rhode Island and Massachusetts entirely. I think when McCain came to RI earlier in the year for a rally, only 1000 people showed up (which is from what I understand the entirety of the Republican Party in this state of oh...2 million people.) and a few people started throwing stuff on the stage and heckling.

[Vene]

I love how the Repubs love to circumvent Rhode Island and Massachusetts entirely. I think when McCain came to RI earlier in the year for a rally, only 1000 people showed up (which is from what I understand the entirety of the Republican Party in this state of oh...2 million people.) and a few people started throwing stuff on the stage and heckling.

Liberal elitists.

[Suu]

Kennedy Land.

No really, we could start our own fucking amusement park.

[AFK]

If we didn't have the ability to split our EVs here, the Repubs wouldn't be bothering with us either. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

McCain plays the part of Dear in the Headlights:
"What? ZERO?!"