Indecision 08 Wingnut thread

[Iason Ouabache]

A little last minute Wingnuttery: 

http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/11/03/tbruce_11103/

Why McCain is totally gonna win:

For several months now, before the polls were in a dead heat, before Joe the Plumber, before Obama let it slip he's a socialist with Marxist tendencies, even before he revealed his plan to make the bitter and clingy unemployed by bankrupting the coal industry, I have been predicting a McCain win on November 4th. Now, as the campaigning comes to a close, I am more confident than ever.

In the simplest of terms McCain will win because he is the better, more decent man. Obama, not having those virtues, relied on hype and hoped celebrity would give people the impression of greatness. Obama's celebrity strategy did make an impression–one of arrogance and elitism, exactly the things in Washington with which we're disgusted and rejecting. McCain's victory will rely on a number of reasons but ultimately it's because he is a vote for our future, while Obama is a vote for wallowing in victimhood.

Bottom line: John McCain will prevail because we have grown tired of men who think more of themselves than they do of us.

Despite his efforts to remain as blank a slate as possible, in the last few months we've actually learned quite a few things about Barack Obama, and Americans we don't like what we see. His arrogance and presumption reeks of elitist snobbery. We've endured an Obama presidential seal,
"O-Force One," a Styrofoam-pillared Greek temple, and an infomercial replete with pseudo-Oval Office replica and Really Presidential Looking desk. In other words, Obama insists he looks the part so he insists we give it to him. On November 4th Obama will find we are not quite as shallow as he thinks we are.

After two years and spending almost half-a billion dollars through the primary and general election seasons, Obama still has not convinced the American people, and if they haven't been swayed yet they're never going to be. The latest Investor's Business Daily and Battleground state polls, both the most respected and accurate, have this race in a dead-heat. Undecideds are staying steady at about 8-10 percent, almost double where they were this time last year, and the super-majority of them will vote for McCain.

The comment section is pure comedy gold, btw.

[Jenne]

Fux News, for the Fucked in the Face.

Seriously, those guys are a riot--they're probably going to declare McCain a winner at 5 pm eastern. 

[Mangrove]

 

OBAMA RUNS THE COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND!!!





(just getting a headstart on the morning's wingnut news coverage)

[Iason Ouabache]

I'm surprised that I haven't heard the Republicans crying about voter fraud.  I guess it's hard to do that with a straight face after McCain just had his ass handed to him.

[Cain]

And now this thread can retire, as a momument to batshit insanity everywhere.

[Payne]

Schedule for BUMP during the next mid-term elections.

[Suu]

I'm surprised that I haven't heard the Republicans crying about voter fraud.  I guess it's hard to do that with a straight face after McCain just had his ass handed to him.

McCain conceded. When you do that, game over. Ask Gore.

[Kai]

Gentlemen, I bring you.....WINGNUT FANFIC.

By none other than the Doughy Pantload himself.  http://www.nypost.com/seven/11012008/postopinion/opedcolumnists/obama_2012__four_years_later_136356.htm

Even worse, Ralph Peters, veteran member of the 101st Chairborne, and Nicole Gelinas (who?) have their own contributions, linked to in the article above.

That was horribly written. Not to mention the content.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like how it turned out that rather a lot of people saying they were going to vote for Obama and then not doing it, basically the opposite happened.

[Cain]

Reverse-Bradley effect.

Lots of people in the Deep South said they were going to vote McCain, as to not be set upon by wild Freepi

[Cramulus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IshiClQqCM

Ralph Nader asks, "Will Barack be Uncle Sam or Uncle Tom?"



come on Ralph, I WANT to like you,
WHY would you say shit like that?

Meanwhile, this guy Shep from Fox News, keeps earning small points in my book. He called out Joe the Plumber, he gave a really good monologue following Obama's victory, and now he's calling a spade a spade to Ralph Nader's face. WHY, Ralph?

[AFK]

Shepard Smith is alright in my book, when it comes to Fox News.  I remember the guy was very critical of the Bush response to Katrina and he called Joe the Plumber on the carpet when he supposed himself an expert on Israel affairs. 

McCain was doomed the minute he decided he wasn't going to be John McCain.  If the John McCain from 2000 had run, insted of this new right-wing McCain, I think this would've been a lot closer. 

[Mangrove]

Joe the plumber is a fucking numbskull. He was on 'ET' (or similarly vapid nonsense show) complaining that he hadn't had much business lately. Well, it turns out that if you spend all your time being the GOP's performing monkey instead of GOING HOME AND DOING SOME WORK, you might actually get some clients.

Speaking as a self-employed small businessman of course. 

[AFK]

Well, Sarah Palin can take some comfort to know that ole Joe will share some of the blame with her.  But she's still going to get a lot of the blame. 

Also, I'm calling it now.  If Ted Stevens ends up in Prison, Sarah Palin will name herself as his replacement in the Senate to start her march to 2012. 

[That One Guy]

One way or another, the Palin 2012 campaign is already underway ...



Also, Ralph ... um ... and I say this as someone that voted for you 3 times ...

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

Already!