Indecision 08 Wingnut thread

[Mangrove]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20081112/pl_bloomberg/ahlrnlvfhsmc

Bush 'regrets' stupid shit he said (apparently)

[AFK]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20081112/pl_bloomberg/ahlrnlvfhsmc

Bush 'regrets' stupid shit he said (apparently)

Bush said he would return to Texas when he hands over the presidency Jan. 20 and may write a book.

[Iason Ouabache]

Bush said he would return to Texas when he hands over the presidency Jan. 20 and may pay someone else to write a book.

Let's be realistic here...

[Elder Iptuous]

Bush said he would move to his property in paraguay when he hands over the presidency Jan. 20 and may pay someone else to write a book.

Please, goddess, let it be this.....

[Payne]

Bush said he would return to Texas when he hands over the presidency Jan. 20 and may hire an army of bodyguards to make sure they're trained up in time for his Secret Service protection expiring in 2019

[P3nT4gR4m]

Bush said he would return to whiskey and hookers when he hands over the presidency Jan. 20 and someone else will probably be bored enough to write a book about him

[Cainad (dec.)]

Bush said he would invest in hookers and blow for his Texas ranch when he hands over the presidency Jan. 20, and he'll finally get around to burning those books in the library so he can use it to stash more weed.

[fomenter]

no gun owners allowed on Obama team http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=39345

[fomenter]

global socialist government coming soon (increase your paranoia level here)
http://www.aim.org/aim-column/wall-street-socialism-paves-way-for-global-government/

and some more paranoia for your pleasure, terror attack warnings given to Obama by international intelligence community
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5158569.ece

[Iason Ouabache]

Oh fuck!  Alan Keyes has jumped on the Obama Birth Certificate bandwagon and is filing suit in California.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=80931

The California secretary of state should refuse to allow the state's 55 Electoral College votes to be cast in the 2008 presidential election until President-elect Barack Obama verifies his eligibility to hold the office, alleges a California court petition filed on behalf of former presidential candidate Alan Keyes and others.

The legal action today is just the latest is a series of challenges, some of which have gone as high as the U.S. Supreme Court, over the issue of Obama's status as a "natural-born citizen," a requirement set by the U.S. Constitution.

And my favorite line from the article:

The biggest question is why Obama, if a Hawaii birth certificate exists, simply hasn't ordered it made available to settle the rumors.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh fuck!  Alan Keyes has jumped on the Obama Birth Certificate bandwagon and is filing suit in California.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=80931

The California secretary of state should refuse to allow the state's 55 Electoral College votes to be cast in the 2008 presidential election until President-elect Barack Obama verifies his eligibility to hold the office, alleges a California court petition filed on behalf of former presidential candidate Alan Keyes and others.

The legal action today is just the latest is a series of challenges, some of which have gone as high as the U.S. Supreme Court, over the issue of Obama's status as a "natural-born citizen," a requirement set by the U.S. Constitution.

And my favorite line from the article:

The biggest question is why Obama, if a Hawaii birth certificate exists, simply hasn't ordered it made available to settle the rumors.

That is inutterably stupid.

However, my biggest question is what the hell were Obama's grandparents thinking?



STANLEY?

[fomenter]

methinks the argument is "certificate of live birth" not=to "birth certificate" and that you can be born any where and get the former but only get the latter if born in the USA. a few of these cases have been turned down already this one will be too regardless of whether the claim against a certificate of live birth is legitimate or not, nobody wants the hassle of a do over election... case dismissed...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, you couldn't be more wrong about the "Certificate of Live Birth" vs. "Birth Certificate". "Birth Certificate" is just shorthand for "Certificate of Live Birth"; they are one and the same and usually the original must be signed by a non-parental witness, usually a doctor/nurse/midwife who attended the birth. In some states (not Oregon) it is possible, at some cost, to obtain a photocopy of the original, and in all states it is possible to obtain a "computer copy" which is actually not a copy at all, but a truncated certified document that contains only a portion of the information that is on the original.

However, the real question is, why is Obama's mom named Stanley?

[Payne]

Because she's a d00d.

[fomenter]

Actually, you couldn't be more wrong about the "Certificate of Live Birth" vs. "Birth Certificate". "Birth Certificate" is just shorthand for "Certificate of Live Birth"; they are one and the same and usually the original must be signed by a non-parental witness, usually a doctor/nurse/midwife who attended the birth. In some states (not Oregon) it is possible, at some cost, to obtain a photocopy of the original, and in all states it is possible to obtain a "computer copy" which is actually not a copy at all, but a truncated certified document that contains only a portion of the information that is on the original.

However, the real question is, why is Obama's mom named Stanley?

I don't know or claim that certificate of live birth is not a birth certificate, only  that this is the argument being made in court, and that legit or not its getting thrown out.

obama's dad on hearing news of wife's pregnancy "this is another fine mess you have gotten me into".