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OPERATION DELICIOUS LEMON CAKE

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, July 01, 2008, 02:15:17 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


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AUTHORITIES HAVE ASSESSED THE CURRENT SITUATION, AND FIND IT DELICIOUS.

REQUESTING RECIPE REPORT DETAILING RESOURCES REQUIRED AS WELL AS PLAN OF ATTACK.

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Jenne

Thanks for the cake, Fred!  Perfect for my birfday!  :D

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Frederieke Noodle van der Orange on July 01, 2008, 02:15:17 AM
MISSION: COMPLETE


ZOMG BUKKAKECAKE

how many middle-aged japanese men are required for the glazing?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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BADGE OF HONOR

sadly enough I thought the same thing :x

mission failed, has no chocolate
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

NO! chocolate cake makes me angry >:(

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

also 000, it takes about 50 dudes per layer to skeet on my cake  :sad:

Triple Zero

Quote from: Frederieke Noodle van der Orange on July 01, 2008, 01:35:51 PM
also 000, it takes about 50 dudes per layer to skeet on my cake  :sad:

damn fred, that must have cost you like over 20 minutes to work them all? :eek:
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Damn that looks delicious. 

Will we be blessed with the recipe please!!!!!

Jenne

That's it, I'm buying some FUCKING lemon cake at the store when I get milk.  Thanks, Fred.  And it won't even taste half as good, but dammit, I'm tired of looking at this cake and saying WANT!  :D