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"The Number 23"

Started by cheeseball, July 02, 2008, 07:21:50 PM

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number23 was monkeywank


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Wasn't that Ashton Kutcher's "serious" movie? 
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eh, it sounded funny in my head. 
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Wow.  if # 23 is this bad, I'll have to go rent it!

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trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Xooxe on July 03, 2008, 06:55:33 PM

It's all become one big clusterfuck of similar plot twists. "Oh dear, I seem to have been dead all along", or "so, if we're two people then which one of us is me if we exist anyway?" and plenty of variations along those lines.

Precisely why I hate the majority of the movies coming out these days.  They take the style of plot twist that worked good in Fight Club and maybe a few other earlier movies (I'm sure there may be others but I can't think off the top of my head) and have just beat it to death. 

So sure, I liked The Number 23 until about 10 minutes in when I realized "Oh hey! This movie's gonna end with the same stupid twist that every other movie is leeching off of!! Can't wait!"
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Voodoo

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 09, 2008, 03:30:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 08, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
Wow.  if # 23 is this bad, I'll have to go rent it!



I love how quickly the internets twist sayings...

I looked at this and was like, how is the # 23 a tarp?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 10, 2008, 05:55:09 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 09, 2008, 03:30:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 08, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
Wow.  if # 23 is this bad, I'll have to go rent it!



I love how quickly the internets twist sayings...

I looked at this and was like, how is the # 23 a tarp?

OK, this actually made me chuckle aloud.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Xooxe

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on July 09, 2008, 06:34:18 PM
Quote from: Xooxe on July 03, 2008, 06:55:33 PM

It's all become one big clusterfuck of similar plot twists. "Oh dear, I seem to have been dead all along", or "so, if we're two people then which one of us is me if we exist anyway?" and plenty of variations along those lines.

Precisely why I hate the majority of the movies coming out these days.  They take the style of plot twist that worked good in Fight Club and maybe a few other earlier movies (I'm sure there may be others but I can't think off the top of my head) and have just beat it to death. 

The plot twist at the end of Fight Club was blatantly inspired by Persona which was made back in 1966 I think.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Xooxe on July 13, 2008, 01:50:18 AM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on July 09, 2008, 06:34:18 PM
Quote from: Xooxe on July 03, 2008, 06:55:33 PM

It's all become one big clusterfuck of similar plot twists. "Oh dear, I seem to have been dead all along", or "so, if we're two people then which one of us is me if we exist anyway?" and plenty of variations along those lines.

Precisely why I hate the majority of the movies coming out these days.  They take the style of plot twist that worked good in Fight Club and maybe a few other earlier movies (I'm sure there may be others but I can't think off the top of my head) and have just beat it to death. 

The plot twist at the end of Fight Club was blatantly inspired by Persona which was made back in 1966 I think.

The plot twist at the end of Fight Club was blatantly inspired by every other suspense movie ever made.

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And then Edward was a zombie.

The difference in Fight Club is that it wasn't obvious 1/4 through the movie.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Xooxe

#29
I didn't mean it in a bad way. It just seemed obvious to me, and I think it was done on purpose maybe.

Edit, because I think I misread your post due to the imaginary tone of voice in my head. Yay.

I haven't seen every other suspense movie ever made.