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HOLY SHIT!BREAKING:MAN TRAVELS BACK IN TIME AND TEARS OFF ADOLPH HITLER'S HEAD!!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, July 05, 2008, 11:25:41 PM

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nostalgicBadger

OH, it's a WAX Hitler. well that makes more sense. And here I was all concerned about the myriad of paradoxes that would inevitably arise from someone going back in time and killing the real Hitler. Wax Hitler makes much more sense.
meh.

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The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Quote from: nostalgicBadger on July 06, 2008, 03:00:41 AM
OH, it's a WAX Hitler. well that makes more sense. And here I was all concerned about the myriad of paradoxes that would inevitably arise from someone going back in time and killing the real Hitler. Wax Hitler makes much more sense.

No.

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nostalgicBadger

meh.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

my jewish friend and i laughed about this pretty hard.
they should leave it like that

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I have Jewfam, they lol'd too.

If I was this guy, I would've stepped on the head too.

IAW leaving it as it is provided they step on the head.

BADGE OF HONOR

No they should build another head and put the ripped off head on the desk so he's staring at his own decapitation that would be awesome.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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