Peppery Chicken Boobs

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Kick it up a notch with a disgusting joke about The Essence of Emeril.]

Last time I was at Fred Meyer they had a clearance rack full of "Emeril's Essence". Needless to say, I could not resist buying some.

I also got a bottle of "Soul Seasoning" at the fabric store. Why did the fabric store have soul seasoning? I do not know. But I bought it anyway.

[LMNO]

As a show host, I hate Emeril with a passion.

As a dry-goods supplier, you can find better spices.

But from my experiences at NOLA, that motherfucker sure knows how to cook.

[Suu]

*still wants to get her brother on a Throw-Down with Bobby Flay*

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'd like a "duke-it-out" throwdown with Flay.
just cause.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Flay is a gigantic carroty jerkface.

[AFK]

Well, he lost last night's Battle Zucchini.  Also, I wish I'd been one of the judges, some of those dishes looked really yummy. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Lol, mastic tastes like sap.

[Voodoo]

I'd like a "duke-it-out" throwdown with Flay.
just cause.

when my wife first told me there was a show called "throwdown" with bobby, I said I'd whip his punk ass.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Lol, mastic tastes like sap.

LOLwut?

[AFK]

Lol, mastic tastes like sap.

LOLwut?

Something the challenger made on the last ep of Iron Chef America.  Not exactly sure what it is but it appeared to be some form of candy or confection.  She worked it on a cold marble slab ( ) and then put it on a spoon which was then placed in a glass of ice water.  Some of the more advanced culinary minds may have more info on it. 

[Suu]

I actually want to get my bro on Throwdown just to lower his fucking ego, to be honest. He turns down jobs left and right because they "won't pay him enough".

Listen kid, you dropped out of high school, never got a GED, and started working in restaurants washing fucking dishes while you learned to fillet fish at a market up the road...STFU. Yeah, he'll go back to the Derby Club in the fall, but until then he needs something for the summer, and my parents hate supporting him.

He always bitches about Bobby Flay, and yeah, I know he's a douche, but considering he started from pretty much the same way my brother did, I think it'd be a nice pop in the face like, "THIS is what you can do instead of bumming off of your parents and fishing your summer away. Get the experience and get the respect enough to call yourself a chef, and then move up in the world!"

Also, I've eaten at Mesa in NYC.  I don't know if Flay was on staff that night but HOLY SHIT WAS IT AWESOME.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Lol, mastic tastes like sap.

LOLwut?

Something the challenger made on the last ep of Iron Chef America.  Not exactly sure what it is but it appeared to be some form of candy or confection.  She worked it on a cold marble slab ( ) and then put it on a spoon which was then placed in a glass of ice water.  Some of the more advanced culinary minds may have more info on it. 

Alton also made a really bad haiku at the end of the show and that was the last line

[AFK]

I like Alton, Food Network needs to give him more shows.  I like a guy who can cook AND who has a sense of humor.   

[Voodoo]

I like his hand puppets

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I like his hand puppets

i almost cried laughing the first time i saw his yeast puppets.

his show is awesome cause it's nerdy.

lol, foodnerd