Oh No You Fucking Don't!!!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Speaking of ANWAR...

Sean Hannity and Karl Rove were talking about that one night on Fox Noise.

They were suggesting that having pipelines in ANWAR will actually be good for the Caribou who live there.  Because it will create extra warmth and will be a place they can come and hang out.   

Oh, and to the speculators, I heard someone testifying before Congress about this issue.  I think he was an economist/professor.  Anyway, he said that basically if we don't fix what's going on with speculators, who are allowed to run amok due to the Enron loophole, they'll do the exact same thing with alternative energy sources.  So it isn't the actual supply of energy that's causing us problems, it's the stuffed suits who manipulate the futures market to create scarcity that will most likely never exist. 

FOOKIN TROOF!

[TheLastLump]

:patiently awaits another hemp + LastLump inspired shitstorm:

XD Apparently you didn't get the sarcasmicacity of my post.

Just because hemp is an awesome product doesn't mean making it legal would change anything.

[Triple Zero]

Industrial non-drug hemp creates lots more oxygen per acre than an acre of trees.

still waiting for a citation on that.

and even if it's true, what's your plan? to make any difference in global oxygen production, you'd need to plant hemp-fields the size of the rainforests.

which is a stupendously bad idea, it would give you no end of trouble for its immense lack of biodiversity and would be wiped out with the first disease that hits it.

Something something something, hole in ozone layer = fixed.

the hole in the ozone layer has what to do with oxygen production, again?

[LMNO]

BECUZ OZON IZ THREE OCKSEEGEN MOLECYULZ!
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