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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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Cain

Ask me anything and I shall give you sage wisdom from the advice puppy.

Example:

Advice puppy, can you help me with my bills?


Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain


Cainad (dec.)

Advice puppy, how do I shoop da whoop?

Cain


Triple Zero

Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

Quote from: triple zero on July 19, 2008, 05:33:28 PM
Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?


The Good Reverend Roger

The clap:  Penicillin, or tough it out?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain


Dysnomia

Advice puppy?  What kind of job should I look for?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Cain


Cramulus

 :lulz: oh my god this is awesome

PUPPY: Where should I invest my money?


Cain


Cramulus

couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?

Cain

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 21, 2008, 04:37:26 AM
couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?